Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Membership

Funny Stuff, The Gun Thing

I’m all in favor of gun rights groups — the more, the merrier, because it stops the existing ones from getting too comfortable and cosy with the politicians, by giving us gunnies more options.  And new ones have been starting up all over the place in recent years.

So, Gentle Readers:  should I join this group?  I certainly qualify.

To mark the occasion, I’d probably get one of these:

(link embedded in the pic)

News Roundup

Bad News

…and then there’s this kind of news:


…which is when the Border Patrol should have started shooting, “to protect the senators’ lives”.


…can’t see why she’s upset; it saves her having to move twice, when President Braindead is tossed out of the WH.


…which in the case of classical music, is clearly true.

And still on the theme of “Campus Foolishness”:


…which is fine — just as long as the total cost of reparations is added to their student loans.


…somebody please tell me this is an April Fool’s Day joke.


…and if you thought the Eyeties were being overrun by Arab and African refugees before…


…cue sad violin music:


…no doubt just the latest in a whole series of kitchen screwups which finally caused him to snap.


…hamster, meet Mr. Garbage Disposal.


…just the latest in our “Extreme Self-Delusion” series.

Now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:

    

And finally:


Okay, I admit that this particular pic wasn’t in the actual photo shoot, but whatever.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Today, it’s our special Vegetarian Edition:

 

And if get excited by these vegetables, you need help:

 

That’s enough of that filth.  Time for something more wholesome:

And finally, a fruitarian I could get behind, so to speak:

Bonus prize for guessing the band’s name… no?  Here they are.