Stuff that makes me laugh
Back by popular demand (sheesh, you guys need to broaden your horizons):
So on with the gruesome week we go:
And now for a little sex ed:
And speaking of sex ed:
And finally:
…which kinda takes us back to the top of this post.
Enjoy the rest of the week.
Ohnoherewegoagainwithmorenewsthatdoesn’tmatter…
…ehhh, they all look the same anyway.
…yet another benefit of all that asylum-granting to Third World refugees.
…even among animals, there’s Black-on-White violence?
…did AOC just get a quid pro quo from that BJ she gave the old Commie? I think we should be told. And on that topic, sorta:
…Ol’ Snoop was probably referring to rum ‘n Coke, but whatever.
…the funeral for Irony will be held tomorrow.
…errr I’m a little confused. Is that him or her being quoted?
…which will no doubt be added to the “you’re more likely to be shot by someone you know” trope.
…and in other news, the Japs bombed Pearl Harbor yesterday morning.
Biden Just Said He Wants to Ban Handguns
…file under “Stuff we’ve known about for decades”.
And now it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:
…probably because she’s sick of getting drunken requests for blowjobs at 3am every morning.
Finally:
Well, I know who the first two are. But Claire Sweeney? Who she?
Oh yeah, now I remember. But those were taken when she was a youngin. She’s fifty now, so…
Okay, still toothsome. Carry on.
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Seems like even the lawyers are getting sick of it:
Even though he’s a lawyer, I’m on his side.
In my own case, when once threatened with punishment for contempt of court back in Seffrica, I snarled: “Contempt doesn’t even begin to cover what I feel for this court.” The judge looked somewhat startled and my lawyer put his head in his hands; whereupon the judge started laughing and let me off with a R50* fine — which my lawyer paid because I refused to.
Fuck all of them, black-robed assholes.
*Back then, fifty rands was almost half a month’s rent for my downtown apartment.
…which is even more trivial and stupid than usual.
…which makes me wonder: considering that pretty much the only people in Hollywood not socialist are James Woods, Kelsey Grammer, Adam Corolla and Nick Searcy, which one has gone over to the Dark Side?
…and considering that the Mafia, Black Hand and MS-13 are not active in Sweden, who could these gangs be? Swedish right-wing militants? Disaffected Swedish film students? Oh, wait…
…yup, the riots against the Communist Cuban government have all been caused by something Trump did. FFS, this chick is stupidly evil.
…[insert Polack joke here] Or maybe it’s because Polish adding machines only go up to five?
…and yet, feminists still want to serve in combat because they’re strong enough.
…personally, I can’t see why they aren’t issued with Tasers. On the other hand, there are those unruly passengers who insist on three sugars for their coffee… best not.
And some INSIGNIFICA:
…and we need to know all this… why?
…actually, it sounds as though it’s more likely because you’re self-centered, boring and unpleasant.
…wait: you mean that the much-beloved BritGov fucked up a simple clerical task?
…and I think that the muggers should be extradited to Oman to face trial for murder.
Finally:
From Longtime Reader Sean F:
Potty training, no doubt.
All jokes aside, this goes to show that for this bunch, it’s all just a game. Wait till it gets serious.