Seems like even the lawyers are getting sick of it:
Even though he’s a lawyer, I’m on his side.
In my own case, when once threatened with punishment for contempt of court back in Seffrica, I snarled: “Contempt doesn’t even begin to cover what I feel for this court.” The judge looked somewhat startled and my lawyer put his head in his hands; whereupon the judge started laughing and let me off with a R50* fine — which my lawyer paid because I refused to.
Fuck all of them, black-robed assholes.
*Back then, fifty rands was almost half a month’s rent for my downtown apartment.