Tag: Humor

All the usual crap that passes for news, with irrelevant commentary.  Oh, and boobs at the end.

…we keep giving them goats to eat, but the Afghans just repurpose them.

...as Canada’s leading girlyman continues to campaign with his core constituency.

…of which about $16.70 would actually reach its intended target.  Pull the other one, Greaseman.

…as they work on becoming even more unelectable than they already are.

…right.  I guess Boots was all out of foam earplugs.

…only 17?  Must have taken the poll in Manhattan or UC Berkeley.

…and when the mass hangings begin, we’ll be called the bad guys.

…shoot at cops, get acquitted.  Noted.

Scottish police are fined £100,000 for failing woman, 25,
who died after waiting THREE DAYS for help in wreckage of
her crashed car alongside her dead boyfriend – despite
accident being reported to officers
…see, if she’d just Twitted “Some nigger bastard and his Paki rent boy crashed into my car“, the rozzers would have been there in seconds.

…what’s it called when stuff keeps getting more expensive while purchasing power decreases… wait, it’s on the tip of my tongue… something about Weimar…

Time for INSIGNIFICA:
         
…actually, the last one has a link just for the entertainment value.

And now, as promised, some real news:

And finally, our  Slut Of The Week:

Read the story to see why.

Once more, there’s news to look at, laugh at, snarl at, or ignore completely.

…let’s hear it for “free storage” and other lies.

…but unless it has machine guns to help out with my road rage, I don’t care.

…perhaps a study of the word “voluntary” would prove instructive.

…nice to know the politicians have their priorities correct.

…and are we going to learn exactly who is perpetrating these hate crimes?  No?  Anyone?  I’ll give you a clue:  it’s not White supremacists, or we’d have heard all about it by now.  And speaking of people who hate Jews: 

…but, but, but… what about “Diversiteh“?

…in yet another example of falling values.

…this may explain a lot about me, but hey.  I don’t like checkered shirts and overalls, though.

…told you it was all bullshit.

INSIGNIFICA:

     

…to the surprise of absolutely nobody.

And a little younger blood, for a change, in the form of the now-legal Maisie Smith:

All the news you couldn’t be bothered to read, with commentary to match.

…to be followed tomorrow by another study that says that eating a single walnut, ever, will give you an 8.5% chance of getting terminal athlete’s foot.  You heard it here first.

…by disbanding?

…I should fucking well hope so.  Read his story here.

…quit that raucous laughter, willya?

…replace “could” with “when will”, and you’ll be correct.

…yawn.

…which was never ratified, but that’s not going to stop him.

They should try this approach instead:

…I’d be a millionaire inside a week.

…this is why I prefer ordinary American people over government.  Any government.

…I guess the Customs agents never got the memo from the ATF.

…as the Great Assimilation Project continues on its way.  Now, about all those young Afghan men we’re bringing here… (no link, because why bother)

…a little extreme, perhaps, but understandable.

And some INSIGNIFICA:

      
…and all Hollywood shivers.

Finally, the day a TV host went on the air in her dressing gown:

Follow the link for the full story.

And in our tasteful Boob Pics section:

   

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