Tag: Humor

News so horrible, you’ll need a barf bag.  Don’t believe me?

  and:  

…let the public floggings begin.

…at some point, people just get sick of petty-minded officialdom, don’t they?

…good for you, Mum.  If only there were another 100,000 like you…

…and quite rightly so.

…and I’ll take “Republican members of Congress” for $400, Alex.

From the Dept. of Covidiocy:

       

…I’m fine with that, but only if we substitute “college professors” for “anti-maskers”.

In other news:

 
…yeah, that’s going to work out well.  Still, better in Massachusetts than in Texas.

…why is this chubby little fuck not yet swinging from a rope for treason?  And speaking of which:

…unfortunately, it’s just his portrait.

And now, INSIGNIFICA:

 

Train Smash Update:

…and from the article:  

Finally, this (with sincere apologies):

…one has to wonder exactly how less-thin she was before.

Here’s an antidote to the above:

All the news that’s fit to mock:

…I was going to say something about Commie governments always giving it to you in the ass, but then I remembered that I have an appointment with my tax advisor next week.

…thirty grand for a seat?

…the actual headline has been edited for clarity.

…asshole killed over six dozen people, and he’s up for parole?

…oh, that climate change:  is there anything it can’t do?

…you whiners wanted equality, you got it.  Sucks, dunnit?

…given how all corporations are so woke these days, it won’t change a thing.

From the Dept. of Covidiocy:

Dispatches from the Homo Wars:

…their property, theirs to decide how to dispose of it.  Imagine doing the same with Muslims…

…Caitlyn Jenner and Eddie Izzard were unavailable for comment.

…clearly, some people are unaware of the meaning of the term “the late”.

And now, INSIGNIFICA:
    (no problem, toots) 

…live by the mamba, die by the mamba.

…always call ahead [sic].

And speaking of sex-crazed parents, here’s self-confessed sex maniac Amanda Holden (50):