There’s no time for self-pleasuring or any of that nonsense, darling; it’s
time.
...keyword: “if”. And “if” I win the lottery, there will be a huge increase in the number of “climate scientists” murdered by contract killers.
...I’m so old, I thought that the Nimbus was a broom model used by witches and wizards to avoid traffic jams.
...ahem:
But enough panic. Let’s get busy with the important stuff, like Sex News.
...in the good old mid-20th century days, this was known as “Kraft durch Freude”.
In 
:
...a.k.a. stopping the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© insanity from screwing up an entire state.
From the Dept. of Tourism:
...as had the Titanic.
In our new Riots & Mayhem Dept.:
...pity the fools. My only problem is that the TexGov has pre-emptively mobilized the Guard, thus depriving me of some potential sporting activity.
...that bad apple hasn’t fallen far from the poisonous tree, huh?
...wait a minute: how can the rioting / burning cars thing be happening in Britishland, too? They’re not deporting anyone.
...that’s because the Irish Gummint isn’t deporting anyone either.
And in Global Jew-Hate News:
...took them long enough. Even Egypt recognizes that the MuBros are a bunch of filthy terrorists.
And in an opposite move:
...too bad all those old Nazi refugees are long dead, because it would have been so much fun to watch their anti-Semitic asses do an Eichmann at the end of a rope.
…
From the Education Dept.:
...and apparently the bonkee is “depressed and lacking self-worth” as a result of her counseling. JHC, what a precious little snowflake.
And now we look once again at linkless 
Once more down 
:
...because one week, you’re in — and the next week, you’re out:
...in-out-in-out: I have no idea what that means, except that she’s not bad for a semi-centenarian.
Which makes it a good time to end this silliness.
