Let’s slice up the news.
...just wait till the videos get to PornHub and xHamster…
...honestly, I’m really not interested in the details of Michelle’s midnight erections.
...oh STFU, Frankie.
#PerpetualComment
...should be more, but the principle is excellent. Make the bastards pay.
...just one big ol’ happy law enforcement family, Cajun style.
...everybody sing along now: ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “You say you want a revolution, well, you know…” ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
From the Dept. Of Commerce:
...that’s because people can’t keep their big yaps shut. Nobody should know that you’re bonking a workmate, or two.
...the sample probably excluded management, who I bet would have a different take.
...and still none in Plano, TX? Assholes.
In the Dept. Of Ethics:
...actually, I don’t care about this kind of thing, especially because I have similar thoughts about the Obamas, the Clintons and pretty much all the Bidens.
From the Dept. Of Education:
...not only knew, but actually facilitated — proving that people will do just about anything to help their kids get better grades.
And in related Sex News:
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#Oops.
...which is just a long-winded way to say: “I’m a pathetic incel loser.”
And speaking of INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, some Totty News:
...and for pictorial proof, here’s the very pneumatic Apollonia:
…Longtime Friend & Drummer Knob asks: “Imagine going to pick her up for a first date, and she opens the door wearing that…”
That’s some extensive real estate, and that’s enough coverage from me.
