Tag: Humor

It’s been a busy week for criminal assholes and law enforcement this past week, to be sure.

 
And:

…

Now for some Terrorist Bastard News:

...fair trial, then a hanging.

...see above.

In International Terrorist Bastard News:

...of course, they’ll be released by teatime because the Kraut fuzz don’t want to be accused of “religious favoritism” or similar.

...all those Oz gun control laws worked so well, didn’t they?  So of course their answer is MOAR GUN CONTROL.

Then we have a Hero:

...but if he’d shot the bastard with his own gun, of course Our Hero would be the one charged with murder while the scumbag would be charged with causing a public disturbance.
#OzLaws

But:

...nothing’s going to come of this, because Australians have become a pussified nation since Covid-19 and the lockdowns.  At the first accusations of “racism”, they’ll just cringe and lick the chains that imprison them.  However:

...next:  OzGovt to ban sales of pigs’ heads.  You heard it here first.

On to Ordinary Crime News:

...Africa wins again.

...hundreds of CCTV cameras and strict gun control laws, all working together… not.
And the usual response (from a socialist politician in California — some redundancy):

...we do indeed.  Let’s start by taking a thousand-odd off the books, for starters, such as the interstate bans on concealed carry.

Some International MAGA (MASGA?) News:

...in my personal favorite Latin-American country.

And now…

And in our journey down :

...I know, I know, we’ve seen Kate Tracey before.  But:

Wait a minute:  is all that heart-healthy stuff true?  Well:

...I’d give it up, but that’s just what they want me to do.  Then again:

...never mind steak dinners:  let’s hear it for steak breakfasts.  With eggs fried in butter.  Instead of cereals.

Do it for your health.  No forever chemicals.

Time for the weekly

...gonna need even more if we’re ever to reach that “20 million deportations” goal.

…and ten guesses where he came from, and how he got in.  [#FuckJoeBiden]

...did they scoop up that rancid bitch Ilhan Omar as well?  No?  Damn.

Still in Minnesoduh:

...in which we play the old “Guess The Perp’s Race” game again.  And sadly, said victim was not Ilhan Omar.

Some :

...all together now:

In Terrorist Bastard News:

...wait:  he’s not a MAGA guy?  How disappointing… for the Left.

Let’s look at the Sex Offenders Registry:

...just a guess, but I’m suspecting that any other would-be rapists in that village may be thinking twice, now.

...even for the French, that might be a little extreme.

...nice to see that “Grab-A-Granny” is now a prison exercise option.

From the Dept. of Education:

...hell hath no fury like a teacher scorned.

...this is only newsworthy in that it was a male teacher doing the minor-bonking.  And still in Floriduh:

...so?  Can’t see the problem, here.

And for the ever-popular 

And in the third house on the right down  :

...have we gone Full Sydney yet?  Apparently not:

And that’s all the Sydney News for now.