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In light of all the revelations stemming from the Epstein Papers, Sarah Vine asks the question:
What to do about Bad Uncle Andrew? That’s the pressing problem facing King Charles over his morning egg – and it’s not an easy one to solve.
Well…
Just tryin’ to be helpful, here.
And for those who don’t know what all the fuss is about, here’s a clue:
News Roundup
I love that ad… but let’s get serious, now.
...yeah, right. Okay, okay… I’ll make my breakfast gins singles instead of doubles. But what with the current news and such, I hope I’m not making a mistake.
...only one third? Survey was probably conducted in Boston.
...can San Patricio Day be far away? I thought Cinco de Mayo was sufficient to get shitfaced.
And tangentially speaking of drunken idiots:
...taking a leaf from the gun control playbook: we should ban cars. Or women.
Some Political News:
...or dangling from a noose, or turning on a spit, or impaled on a spike… there are so many delightful options.
...considering all the inside information they have, that’s a piss-poor result.
...I see that almost all the big accounting firms are laying off staff, which is a Good Thing. Fewer accountants = more business creativity.
…
And on the same topic:
...all well and good. However, I think he should be made to do the sweeping without wearing his artificial legs.
And speaking of murderous assholes:
...key word: Russia India Florida actually, Mexico. You know: the country where it’s really difficult for ordinary people to get guns.
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And another resignation:
…took him long enough. NEXT! — and maybe I’ll reconsider rejoining, once I see that his successor isn’t more of the same thing.
A tale of woe:
...should have just taken her to Canada, they’d have whacked her without a second thought, no muss no fuss. Of course, you’d have had to wait two years for a hospital bed…
...guy once knocked out a chick by wildly swinging his dick around and smacking her upside the head. Manly-manly stuff.
Now for more (but oh-so link-free) INSIGNIFICA:
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Never mind road signs; this is going to become a News Roundup department, e.g.:
…also, men:
But pics, oh you want pics [sigh]. Okay.
...so heeeeeerrrre’s Casey, post-140:
And the earlier version:
I should point out that young Casey has apparently had three boob reduction jobs, each one after popping a sprog… but apparently, those puppies just grow back when she gets Teh Preggers. I have no idea if that is true, but who cares?
And that’s it for the news.
Family Conversations
The Son&Heir texted me during a lunch break last week. He asked me for specifics on his birth date, time and birthplace. When I asked why, he replied with something about a “complex horoscope”. Here’s an extract from our ensuing conversation:
These are the days of our lives…
Just Sayin’
Who she, you ask?
Anyway, this means MILFy Kate is back on the market now, so to speak.
Too soon, you say?
Monday Funnies: 2023 Clearout
Okay, today is a little different in that I’m featuring stuff that made me giggle at one time or another, and I saved it in a random folder. Much of it comes from the Knuckledragger (thankee, Kenny), I may have published one or two before, and I’ve also edited some a little. Whatever: I’m cleaning out a folder, so here we go:
(I edit them)
And from the same folder, some eye-catching stuff:
I know, it’s a somewhat… eclectic selection, but there it is.
Happy Monday.