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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
Monday Funnies
So what the hell… let’s make it an extra-long one:
And some New Year vistas, just to make us look forward to summer here in the Northern Hemisphere:
News Roundup
(just in time for New Year’s Eve!
So let’s stagger on with the news:
...that’s because they have less to give, plus they have high standards for service which today’s snowflake yoof can’t provide.
...just out of curiosity: when the fuck did a couple’s sleeping arrangements move into the public domain?
...because of course they are.
In the Dept. of Education:
...and he did, by golly.
News from the Animal World:
...I’m just surprised he didn’t beat it to death with his huge clanging brass balls.
...keyword: Florida (duh).
Immigration News:
...fuck me, when the place is getting too rough for Superman…
And speaking of crime:
...this item sponsored by Captain Obvious breakfast cereal.
In Sex Medicine News:
...burned through that first upgrade already, huh?
Now it’s the turn of link-free INSIGNIFICA:
And in Showbiz News:
...relax, no pics of Gwynnie. Instead, let’s look back at her Mom, Blythe Danner, who always was a hottie:
She was (and still is) classier than her silly daughter.
And she’s still a GILF (in her 80s, FFS):
We should all age that well…
And remember, kids: the Comments are open field in the Roundups. Play nicely.
Caption Competition #312
And just in time for New Year’s Eve…
Your suggestions in Comments.
Quote Of The Day
From Austin Bay:
“As for escaping to Texas, please stay away. It’s absolutely terrible down here. We have hurricanes and tornadoes and sweltering summers and gazillions of feral hogs. The worst of it: increasingly terrible traffic thanks to tax migrants fleeing California.”
What he said. Our local traffic around Plano/Frisco/McKinney looks on occasion like the traffic I encountered in L.A. back in the late 1990s/early 2000s.
He forgot to mention guns. We have lots and lots of evil guns here too, and a bunch of rednecks who love them.
