Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Sore Losers

Sports

Speaking of the U.S. Men’s hockey team, there’s this little reaction from our cousins to the north:

Team USA has returned to gold medal form, and the Canadians couldn’t be more upset about it. It’s an all time cope and seethe sessions from our neighbors to the north, and their rage couldn’t be more hilarious. Thankfully, our fellow Americans have done their patriotic duty and rage-baited the canucks into oblivion over the past two days.

Read the post and follow the links therein for the full flavor.

And my personal condolences to my Canuki Readers

Ambulances?

Anarchist thugs, Psychos

Probably coincidence, but….

Naked man steals ambulance in Wisconsin, leading police on wild chase

…and:

Suspect’s Plan to Torch ICE Facility with Gasoline-Soaked Ambulance Fails to Ignite

WTF?

Anyway, in the first case, the punishment should be a simple one:  whack his (exposed) pee-pee.

In the second case, the punishment should be equally simple:  whack his pee-pee with a machete.

Some may think this is too Krool & Hartless, no doubt.  I disagree.  Dousing the asshole with gasoline and setting him on fire — now that may be a little K&H, although it does agree with the “make the punishment fit the crime” dictum.

Postus Interruptus

Housekeeping

Sorry, folks:  New Wife and I have been booted out of our apartment while they perform some much-needed maintenance and major repairs on the place, so we’ve had to book a hotel room* for the weekend.

As a result, I’ve had to postpone Chapter 6 of the Memoirs until next week.  Tomorrow will just feature a few posts containing the usual motley collection of guns, broads, cars and a couple of the usual rants, and Sunday the Classic Beauty, as always.

*Purely coincidentally [eyecross], said hotel room is only a few steps away from the new Collectors Firearms store in Dallas.  Wish me luck.