Tag: Humor

Stuff that makes me laugh

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Mondays offend my soul…

So let’s get on with it:

Meanwhile, in Minnesota:

And in solidarity with the above, here’s Ukrainian hottie Inna Tsymbyalik:

 

Yes, she represented Ukraine in the Miss Universe competition a while back… why do you ask?

News Roundup

Bad News

Today’s Roundup sponsor is:

And in that vein, let’s lead off with this:


…to which I say, “Amen”.


…so nice to see that we’ve reverted to the word’s original and proper meaning (happy, joyous, etc.) instead of as shorthand for “homosexual”.


…small wonder the Democrats are trying to decriminalize child abuse:  it preserves their funding sources.


…apparently this was done as mockery.  I hope that’s true.


…


…key word:  “Wales”.


…key word:  “Scotland”.  Still would like to have been there, though:  sounds like a decent party.

Dept. of Covidiocy Update:


…of COURSE it could.


…to the surprise of precisely… nobody.  Just in passing, does anyone remember that in WWII Britain, crimes of this sort were punishable by hanging?


…because:


…maybe that would represent an improvement for NYfC, I dunno.  And:


…because of course she does.


…am I the only one who thinks that this punishment is somewhat… excessive?

And speaking of (no-link) INSIGNIFICA:

     

Finally:

I was going to post a link to the article, but all those pics are blurred or else with her boyfriend.  Here are some better ones:

 

And that’s it for the news.

News Roundup

Bad News

As endorsed by the current Vice-President:

And in the news today (and yesterday, etc.):


…and everybody can start breathing again.


…given their Muzzie problem, it’s hardly surprising.


…when people can’t own guns, etc.


…I got nothing.  It’s all in the very first word.


…as much as I detest the term, this one isn’t bad.


…now quit that giggling, y’all.

Dept. Of Wokeism:

…those chauvinist bastards.


…and for the first time in cinematic history, no stage makeup was necessary.

Train Smash Update:

…seems to me that she needs to get a mind job before changing her boobs, but that’s just my opinion.


…I’m assuming with five different men, at least.  (Parallel thought:  would an MFM encounter count as one time, or two?)

And in INSIGNIFICA today:

   


…you’ve heard of the word “cornucopia”?  This guy was a “pharmacopia”.


…as she returns to favor, although she’s definitely not as sexy as she was before (proof):

And that’s the news, gawd help us.

Celebrations And Such

Friends and Family

I will be spending most of today at the range with Doc Russia and some Guests To Be Named Later, so tomorrow’s postings may be few — but will probably contain an extensive range report covering a multitude of guns.

I know you guys hate that kind of stuff, but there ya go.

The background to all this is that Doc is getting married on Saturday and during the week, various family and friends will be converging on this area of North Texas from all over the place, and it is therefore incumbent on Doc and me to entertain them with activities of interest:  shopping for the lady folk, and gun time for the men.  (Unlike most people in government, we have absolutely no problem in identifying women and what pleases them.)  That doesn’t mean that the men will not be shopping (e.g. for shooting gear / guns), and various of the ladies may well want to join us at one of the several shooting events planned for the upcoming week.  We don’t care, as long as everyone has a good time.

And on that topic, Doc’s bachelor party is to take place on Thursday night, so the following day may also reveal a paucity of bloggy material, depending on the number of post-debauchery hobgoblins who will take up residence in my skull in the hours that follow.

It’s going to be a tough week.  Bear with me, please.