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So here we plummet, into the fiery news.
…so basically, you’re telling me that I can have more pricks than Madonna on an average Saturday night, and still get the ‘Rona?
…because that’s exactly what they’re doing.
From the Dept. Of Cultural Assimilation (European Division):
…on the bright side, they could have done it to goats, just like in the Old Country.
…as long as we can reclassify “exterminating asshole politicians like you” as “sporting”, I’m cool with that.
…my first purchase when this actually happens:
…I guess “no man should” has turned into “no man will”.
…actually, we don’t trust him to handle a rubber ducky in the bathtub.
…reclassify them as “assault knives”: that should work. Next up for the goblins: scythes.
…he’d never be convicted for that Over Here because to Americans, most Brit men look like rentboys anyway:
…I’m not surprised; she’s been impersonating a singer for years.
COPS have released the mugshots of more than 30 alleged Patriot Front members who were arrested at a Pride event
…now let’s play “Spot The FBI Provocateurs”. I figure about eight, but I’m probably undercounting.
1, 3, 4, 8, 11, 17, 27 and 30.
And in INSIGNIFICA:
…mango? lemongrass? FFS, all you need is a slice of lemon and/or lime, and even that’s optional.
Anyway, now on to the real news:
And without the yellow dress, in earlier times:
And that’s all the news fit to look at.