Tag: Humor

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So here we plummet, into the fiery news.

…so basically, you’re telling me that I can have more pricks than Madonna on an average Saturday night, and still get the ‘Rona?

…because that’s exactly what they’re doing.

From the Dept. Of Cultural Assimilation (European Division):

And:

…on the bright side, they could have done it to goats, just like in the Old Country.

…as long as we can reclassify “exterminating asshole politicians like you” as “sporting”, I’m cool with that.

…my first purchase when this actually happens:

…I guess “no man should” has turned into “no man will”.

…actually, we don’t trust him to handle a rubber ducky in the bathtub.

…reclassify them as “assault knives”:  that should work.  Next up for the goblins:  scythes.

…he’d never be convicted for that Over Here because to Americans, most Brit men look like rentboys anyway:

 

…I’m not surprised;  she’s been impersonating a singer for years.

COPS have released the mugshots of more than 30 alleged Patriot Front members who were arrested at a Pride event
…now let’s play “Spot The FBI Provocateurs”.  I figure about eight, but I’m probably undercounting.

1, 3, 4, 8, 11, 17, 27 and 30.

And in INSIGNIFICA:

     

…mango?  lemongrass?  FFS, all you need is a slice of lemon and/or lime, and even that’s optional.

Anyway, now on to the real news:

 

And without the yellow dress, in earlier times:

 

And that’s all the news fit to look at.

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So let’s get cooking with some news:

…which is quite true, if by “historically” you mean 1935.

…and as a last resort, bagpipes, although the ASPCA might have had a problem with that.

…just another part of his master plan to win an election in Texas.  And talking of Beta-politics:

…just a pair of Commies chatting cozily over a nice hot cup of blood.  Corollary:

Canadian Firearm Retailers Sell Out of Handguns
…every time.  You’d think they’d learn, but Commies never do.

…like any Commie believes in fairness, and the rule of law.  How about this one, for example:

…because democracy is just a guideline, really.

…and no, her name was not Betty-Sue Johnson.

And speaking of yet more domestic terrorists:

…do we really need to even ask this question?

…LOL.  This is going to end well.

…nah, he should ruin the lying bitch, as an object lesson to other lying bitches who might be tempted to follow her example.

And in more INSIGNIFICA:

     

..and once again, here’s young Paige, this time in golf-appropriate clothing:

So much for the news…

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And on we go;  first, from the Dept. Of The Blindingly Obvious:

…you mean, bringing back the stuff we should never have let go in the first place?

…OR, we could just go back to hiring courageous cops instead of cowardly assholes.

…okay.  So can we also dispense with that “right to a fair trial” Constitutional bullshit for you and your type? Deal.

…only the French could surrender after telling the truth.

…key word:  Pakistan.

…only if we entrust the future to you assholes.

…have they also been experimenting on Antifa Millennials?  I think we should be told.

…guess that means Lynyrd Skynyrd won’t be playing...  And speaking of which:

…priorities, priorities.

…stick to basketball, Coach, and I won’t tell you how to recruit players.

…“i thnk i jst saw a grzzly”

And INSIGNIFICA:

     

And finally, on a related note:  here’s someone nobody ever heard of, whose chief claim to fame is that she was a UK Big Brother cast member about five years ago:

…and here she is today:

For those interested, she has a MASSIVE tattoo right under her (fake) boobs.

So much for the news.