News Roundup

So now that we’re suitably anesthetized, let’s chew on the news:


...[snork] you had me at “roads scholar”.  And speaking of bright sparks:


...we need new planners, methinks.  After we’ve made the existing ones disappear.


...or maybe all we need is the modern equivalent of the old “pump jockeys” (loud sound alert):


...and to all the people who thought this awful little trannie would ever see a jail cell, I have a NY bridge for sale.


...that would be scary, except that the Biden Administration is already halfway there — and they did it with stupidity.


...lock up your sons.


...and in the good old days, this little snowflake would have been hanged for lèse-majesté.  I miss those days SO much.


...we already knew that, assholes.  No doubt this was funded with taxpayer money.


and my solution:

And in INSIGNIFICA:

  ...no pics because sheesh.


...okay, this is going to be good.

Because:

Have mercy (x2).

Train Smash Event

…annnnnd they’re off!

Yes, it’s time for the Train Smash Championship Stakes, at Aintree’s Grand National.  Sadly, though, the pics seem to have been taken before the pubs opened…

 

While some appeared to have not got the memo about only wearing weird and wonderful outfits…

Rather disappointing, in fact.  Maybe things will go pear-shaped later.

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And in other health news:



...we know, dude — ’cause most of them seem to have ended up in Texas.


...like tossing a pebble into mud:  one small plop, no ripples, silence.


...there seems to be a lot of this going on, and it’s about time.


...it’s almost enough to make me want to go back to shopping at Target… nah, not yet.


...I like this, if only because now they won’t be able to slip in a verse from the Koran, either.


...living down to all my expectations of him.


...welcome to MY world.  Fuck Joe Biden.

And from INSIGNIFICA:


...no doubt she’s all embarrassed about her wrinkles and dried-up old mimsy flaps.

  ...hook up with these guys, sweetie: …that’ll show him.


...I actually tried this, as a service to my Readers.  And it tastes as bad as you think it would.

Finally, in Paige Three News:


...I’d share the link and pics, but I refuse to be responsible for all those exploding erections.

Oh, what the hell…

And that’s it, for the news.