Stuff that makes me laugh
When faced with this:
Gary Puckett: “You’re much too young, girl.”
Jimmy Page: “Over there on the couch, darlin’.”
Lest anyone gets all hot and bothered by this:
That’s her, in the middle.
By the way, her Mom is a total hottie:
Just so we all know where my proclivities lie.
We begin today’s roundup with some Fashion News:
...considering that every Korean woman looks like an oil drum balancing on two bowling pins, this is probably A Good Thing.
...somehow, I think that Nordies can survive the loss of 50 pairs of shoes.
From the Tourism Department:
...hey, welcome to our world, Swedish people.
Speaking of Terrorism, we have this:
...of course he was. Does anyone think that the cowardly FBI bullies would pick on a badass?
And from the Department of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...no. Next question? Oh, wait:
…
From the Pussification Files:
...confirming once and for all that the BritPM is just like a 12-year-old girl.
From the Dept. of Immigration & Tourism:
...from 5,000 feet, of course.
And in Sex News:
...you mean like brushing one’s teeth before the morning gin? I think we should be told.
...couldn’t find this one at Lucky Gunner or AmmoMan, but whatever.
A couple of little snippets from Train Smash Women News:
...of course, nobody saw this one coming… [eyecross]
…it’s Lisa Appleton, the best example of a Train Smash Woman evvah.
And now, INSIGNIFICA:
...one more time: who they?
...I was threatened with death if I stopped posting Liz Hurley pics, so here we go again. [Warning: link contains Joan Collins]
And some not-so earlier ones:
Just… damn. And that’s it for the news.
Yeah… it’s Monday again:
And off we go, like a slut’s panties:
...hands up, those of you who think this task force won’t fix a damn thing:
…oh, all of you, huh?
...wrong headline. The proper premise is: where the hell are those billions coming from?
...that’s just Trump being his narcissistic asshole self.
Some good news, for a change:
...anything that prevents the distribution of that foul-tasting shit is A Good Thing.
News from the Mass Assimilation Project:
...but you assholes are still going to vote him back into power, so who cares.
...ditto for this clueless harlot and her equally-clueless NY voters.
From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:
...and the citizens’ response should be:
Speaking of people who need a ride on Air Pinochet:
...of course you didn’t. That was Hunter’s job, you corrupt motherfucker.
In the Kingdom Of Wokedom:
...LOL and it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of preening, self-righteous shitheads.
...that’ll teach you to recruit marketing staff from Anheuser-Busch.
In INSIGNIFICA (a.k.a. “How does this bullshit qualify as news?”):
...poor kid. Imagine being born into that celebrity whores’ nest.
And in Celebrity News:
Yeah, I remember Lisa back when she was a youthful hottie:
And that’s it for the news.
Fill in the blank, in Comments.
My loathing for seagulls has been well documented (here, for example), so when I saw this little snippet, I was mightily pleased, oh yes I was:
A blue plaque has been installed to commemorate a man made famous – for swearing at seagulls.
The honour was cheekily bestowed on Huw Davies – who was renowned for shooing the pesky birds away with expletives.
Huw, from Aberystwyth in Wales, was previously honored with a joke plaque on his favourite bench when he passed away.
And the new one (which is not as funny because OMG swearwords doubleplusungood):
I wish that I could achieve such fame, for so trivial a cause.
I suspect that
Kim du Toit
Used to sit here and shout
FUCK OFF!!! at authority figures
would be tripleplusungood, even though it’s a very accurate summation of my lifelong attitude.
But yet, we persevere.