News Roundup

And off we go, like a slut’s panties:


...hands up, those of you who think this task force won’t fix a damn thing:

…oh, all of you, huh?


...wrong headline.  The proper premise is:  where the hell are those billions coming from?


...that’s just Trump being his narcissistic asshole self.

Some good news, for a change:


...anything that prevents the distribution of that foul-tasting shit is A Good Thing.

News from the Mass Assimilation Project:


...but you assholes are still going to vote him back into power, so who cares.


...ditto for this clueless harlot and her equally-clueless NY voters.

From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©:


...and the citizens’ response should be:

Speaking of people who need a ride on Air Pinochet:


...of course you didn’t.  That was Hunter’s job, you corrupt motherfucker.

In the Kingdom Of Wokedom:


...LOL and it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of preening, self-righteous shitheads.


...that’ll teach you to recruit marketing staff from Anheuser-Busch.

In INSIGNIFICA (a.k.a. “How does this bullshit qualify as news?”):

   

...poor kid.  Imagine being born into that celebrity whores’ nest.

And in Celebrity News:

  

Yeah, I remember Lisa back when she was a youthful hottie:

And that’s it for the news.

2 comments

    1. I cannot get tired of listening to Clarkson.

      $42 million for a 4 mile stretch of bicycle lane? That’s beyond absurd. They have bike lanes in cities around here and all they do is screw up traffic.

      They want us to live in mud huts with mud floors and ride bicycles. Fuck them all with two cycle engine chain saws.

      JQ

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