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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
And in related news:
...can’t imagine why, but there’s no accounting for coons’ taste. And speaking of theft:
...i.e. only a hair more than zero.
...and you are, again… oh yeah, as relevant as last year’s rice pudding
...must have had evidence which would convict the Clintons.
...so, no plastic, no paper… this leaves us with only the:
And speaking of drinking:
...given what teaching in public schools is like these days, I can sympathize.
...you had me at “should be going to prison”. Hands up all those who think that nobody’s going to go to prison for this:
Me, neither.
…
...you mean that both my long-suffering Lady Readers aren’t offended by all my BOOOOBIES pics?
And speaking of boobs:
...only 13?
And now ’tis time for Ye Olde INSIGNIFICA:
...key word: Manchester.
Finally, in Sports News:
...of course this counts as “news”… would I lie to you? 
Bouncy-bouncy news. And it’s over.
Monday Funnies
So off we go, trying desperately to laugh instead of using the AK:
Time for a couple Dad jokes:
Back to being grownup:
Some literary stuff:
And now, some Monday morning smut of the multi-generational kind, just like you’ve all been waiting for:
…because I chickened out.
Our final thought for the day:
News Roundup
And speaking of breaking things while getting screwed:
...in other news, Lindbergh makes first solo crossing of the Atlantic. And still in that barrel of idiotic monkeys:
...”stopgap spending bills” is just another term for “let’s rape the taxpayers a little harder while we have them panicking.”
...just the latest of so many, many Republican fuckups.
...”taking a swing at Tony fucking Blair on the campaign trail” was surprisingly not mentioned.
From the Dept. of Mass Assimilation:
...wait: people are trying to get into Saudi Arabia? LOL I bet not too many are Christians, though. Also:
...whatever, dude; just don’t try to sneak your humanitarian crisis into somewhere else that isn’t.
From the Woke Chronicles:
...wait: I thought that chess was one of those things where physical strength doesn’t matter. Parallel thought: why are there women-only chess tournaments? Are chicks really less intellectually-capable than men, chessly-speaking?
...or maybe they just didn’t have enough lesbians in the team. Makes about as much sense.
...I know; just reading that makes you want to listen to the song, right? Go on: the link’s in the picture:
And from the INSIGNIFICA files:
...we haven’t seen this plump little pullet in a while, so:
She has a sister, by the way, who seems equally tasty:
…and that’s all the news fit for a Friday.
The Three Worst Things To Be Forced To Watch
Assume you wake up to find yourself in this rather dire situation:
What would be the three worst things you would want to see appear on the screen (still or movie) for three hours (nine hours total)? Mine:
Caption Competition #294
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