The Three Worst Things To Be Forced To Watch

The Worst

Assume you wake up to find yourself in this rather dire situation:

What would be the three worst things you would want to see appear on the screen (still or movie) for three hours (nine hours total)?  Mine:

Any rap concert

Any Lizzo Concert

Any Hilary Clinton Speech

Just one of those would evoke a reaction of (to borrow an expression from 1984) “STRAP THE RAT CAGE TO MY FACE!”

All three?  “Is the hot bath full yet, Simon?  Then pass me the pills and the razor blade.”

10 comments

  1. Wow, that’s a hard one to beat, but let me try.

    Any naked Lizzo Concert

    Any naked Hilary Clinton Speech

    Secret footage of jethro klintin unloading on that blue dress

    For extra credit:
    brandon getting his soiled diaper changed.
    (don’t forget the Baby Powder!)

  4. The View
    Lizzo
    Biden/Fetterman discussion or debate

    disHonorable mention, MSNBC, Rachel Madcow, Hillary Clinton, etc

    JQ

  5. Insired by JQ’s mention of The View: Whoopie Goldberg farting.

    Saturday Night Live – post original cast.

    Any film by Andy Warhol.

  6. Jon Bon Jovi in concert. His voice has a strained quality that makes him sound perpetually constipated, and his lyrics sound as though they were written by a 9 year old with a rhyming dictionary.

    Any spaghetti western. Horrible Italian actors made horribler by the asinine dubbed dialogue, super duper extreme closeups to facilitate the counting of Italian nose hairs, melodramatic soap opera soundtracks, paint-by-numbers screenplays.

    Kamalatoe delivering a speech.

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