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Nit-Picking

January 2, 2022 Kim du Toit Mocking Furriners

From The Englishman, a correction to my New Year’s Eve greetings post for the Brits:

“Please note it wasn’t the “Brits” but only the English who were allowed to party together with their Celtic neighbours who escaped. I hear Bristol was very full last night.”

It took me nearly two decades to stop referring to all inhabitants of the British Isles as “English” or “Englishmen”, and now that I’ve finally got that straight, it appears that I’ve gone and fucked it up again.

Sigh.

Train Smash Women

January 2, 2022 Kim du Toit Train Smash Women

And what better way to introduce the New Year, than with a selection of Train Smash Women?

More bad decisions in one post than in an average Biden Cabinet meeting… okay, maybe not that many.

News Roundup

December 31, 2021 Kim du Toit Bad News

Might as well end the year with a whimper…

…not as strange as some of the other stuff he’s supposed to be in charge of, sweetie.

…killing your sister because you don’t agree with her way of life is a cultural thing, you see, so they won’t be charged.

…another cultural custom, of course.

From the Heart Of Stone Department:

…if this was California or New York, those three deaths would be entered as “Death Caused By Covid”.

…I don’t think Mr. Wretched has had breakfast at Cracker Barrel for quite a while.

…I’d be really curious to see how what percentage of those women are married.

…I see that the rodent was “humanely trapped” and handed over to the SPCA. Lucky squirrel; in any American town not in California, he’d have been shot dead in less than ten minutes after the first bite — along with a few dozen others, just to be sure.

…the offender being Irish, I’m amazed that this even made the news.

And now it’s time for the last INSIGNIFICA of 2021:

…Fauci who?

Finally:

…I know, I know… you want to see proof.

I dunno about “perfect”, but they sure as hell ain’t too bad.

And now the Bad News Department will be signing off till next year…

Caption Competition #210

December 31, 2021 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature

Seeing as you bad people liked last week’s pic so much, I’ll end this year’s competition with a bang, so to speak:

You suggestions in Comments.

Addendum

December 30, 2021 Kim du Toit Awards

I knew I should have waited a bit before posting my Best In 2021. Still, better late than never.

Best Obituary: Battleswarm

“Leaving a trail of slime behind him –”
Start over.
“A repugnant, repulsive reptile –”
Try again.
“What can be said about him that hasn’t already been said about bubonic plague?”
Strike that.

Man, I’m really having trouble staying on the high road for this Harry Reid obit.

I went back and added it to the Awards post. Oceania has always… etc. [/1984]

Un-P.C. Awards: 2021

December 30, 2021 Kim du Toit Awards

Here we are for the inaugural Un-P.C. Awards ceremony. Unlike all the other awards ceremonies, this one isn’t fixed (Oscars, F1, coff, coff ) in that all decisions are made by one man, i.e. Yer Humble (and Unbribable) Narrator and chief supervisor of Kim’s Beer & Treason Brigade.

So here are the winners (no podium finishers for reasons of space / patience, but a couple could actually be lifetime award winners).

Best Internet Boobs Photo: Salma Hayek