And speaking of freaks:
...hate to break it to you, Bub, but she doesn’t owe you anything.
...and I agree. Most kids nowadays, when thinking about Michelangelo, think of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and not the Sistine Chapel.
From the Department of Medical Fearfulness:
...still not killing people though, is it? That’s because it’s like a mild flu, so stop with the panicky headlines already.
...ooh, Insty’s being all sarky again.
...looking at the article, I can see about six reasons to fire her other than popping a White Claw at the wheel.
From the annals of Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...he needs to go off the deep end with a large concrete weight tied to his fucking ankles.
...but if you’re picturing blood and scattered body parts, I’m sorry to disappoint you.
...oops, busted. Although the engines on their buggies should have been a clue.
...keyword: American.
...still trying to figure out the actual crime, here.
But there’s always INSIGNIFICA:
..hur hur.
And speaking of meat feasts, here’s one for sore eyes:
...here’s the pic, but it’s kinda disappointing:
…so here’s the real thing, also in the color purple:
Aaaaaand… that’s the news.
...trust me, you don’t want to go there. No man should.
