(the first of our Christmas ads for the season)
And off we go.
...sounds about right. The pity is that the kid will get charged with murder instead of getting a pat on the back for vermin removal.
...is anybody surprised by this?
From the Department of Education:
...get ’em young, honey, go to jail. Also, keyword: Arkansas.
...does anyone think that an application of Hammurabic Law would be excessive? No? Me neither.
...so one assumes that if a bunch of angry Jews were to disrupt Eid that they’d get the same treatment? LOL
...keyword: Turkey. And now it’s a heavenly body… anyone? Bueller?
...Go Navy.
...should have fired back.
...actually, he got fined for tossing a brick through her window. What’s not surprising is that she wants him back. It’s a lovely story.
...key word: Russian.
...I got nothing. Not even a link.
...sheesh; when even the world’s most clueless woman gets it right, you have to know.
...if you’re going to do something like that, you have to pick the best-lit ride in Disneyland. And he did.
And now: INSIGNIFICA!!!!
...as once again, we see the perils of letting Spell Check edit your newspaper.
Finally, in Hottie News:
...of course she looks incredible: she’s Monica freaking Bellucci, FFS.
Then and now, exquisite.
Breakfast gin, Kim? I think so.
...sheesh, Ozzy; I’m pretty sure your sex has been well-driven by now.
