From those woketurds at Amazon:

Glad to have been a part of that, y’all.
From those woketurds at Amazon:

Glad to have been a part of that, y’all.
LOL:

[checks outside]
Pigs still not flying by at Mach2? Then, pass.
Just for kicks, list your reasons which would make you accept that offer.
Apparently, we conservatives are Beyond The Pale. Saith Jennifer Rubin:
There is no way to “understand” MAGA voters, nor is there is any possibility of reaching political agreement with them. They are beyond the bounds of rational political debate.
Hey, Jen: substitute “socialist voters” for “MAGA voters”, and you’ll have an idea of what we think of you lot. The only thing you need to understand about us is that we hate your putrid political philosophy and your criminal voting practices.
And then some other Lenin-lickspittle chimes in with:
There is no longer any reason to try to “understand” these people. Nor should there be any compunction about doing whatever we can to read them out of American politics…
…by any means available, you mean?
Noted.
Day 12 since New Wife went back to Seffrica to spoil New Granddaughter:

…which is all very well; I, on the other hand, feel like this:

I really don’t do well by myself.
Also, I’ve had to deal with some (not serious) medical issues requiring a couple trips to the doc, and some minor repair work to the Tiguan, which means I’ve been driving Sputum for the past while.

Strangely enough, getting out of the above isn’t too bad; getting in, however, requires a gallon of grease and at least two crowbars to wrangle my fat ass into place.
With commentary so pithy, you’d think it wath yellow.

…that’s what happens when you impregnate your much-younger wife, you old goat.

…what I’d like to know is: who the fuck scheduled Sex Ed classes for first-graders in the first place?

…because Britain isn’t France.

…and because said harpy is a woman, she’s only banned from teaching — as opposed to going to jail had this been a male teacher.

…I think that “being fired” should be included in their “lived experience”, but no doubt someone will have a problem with this.

…but Lakeview (Chicago) and West Hollywood (L.A.) beg to differ.

…welcome to London, Dad. Just wait till you go to a pub and order a pint of ale.

…there goes my bulk order of Aguila Match .22 LR.

…how’s that “religion of peace” thing working out, then?

…
And yes, it’s time for INSIGNIFICA:


Frankly, I think most of my Readers would prefer not to look at La Gwyneth’s teeny lil’ floppies. Here’s Kelly:


Have mercy.
Here’s one that’s sure to please all Texans:
The Electric Reliability Council of Texas (ERCOT) is asking Texans to reduce electric use as much as possible today through Friday, June 18. A significant number of forced generation outages combined with potential record electric use for the month of June has resulted in tight grid conditions.
Lest we forget, this is the same bunch of incompetent assholes who were responsible for Texas’s power outages in February of this year, during the coldest weeks in recent history.
Now, as we inch towards peak summer with daily temperatures already in the high 90s, we’re told to expect power outages, again?
My question is quite simple: what is the point of ERCOT’s existence, if they can’t ensure reliable electricity?
