Manchester United were thrashed by Liverpool 5-0 over the weekend, leading to brilliant jokes like this one:
It;s not often I burst into uncontrollable laughter when reading SOTI, but this one made me do it.
For my Murkin Readers who don’t get the joke, here are some links:
Alex Ferguson — Sarah Ferguson — Black-Eyed Peas
See if you can raise a limp smile, or something, with any of these:
We all do, Timmy; we all do.
Now get outta here…
Yes, it’s Monday.
Kinda like the first time you tasted pussy, innit?
And in that spirit:
…or, as we’d rather see Christine McGuinness:
Now get on with yer week.
Regarding my post about the reinstatement of Comic Con and the pics of costumed chippies, Reader WVHillbilly commented:
“Usually you have women who are six sizes too large to wear a skintight costume parading around like overstuffed sausages..”
You mean like these?
Point taken. However, there are some who use their curves to good advantage:
Nothing too wrong with that.
Haven’t had one of these for a while, so here goes:
3 People who should have retired a LONG time ago, but haven’t.
Feel free to add your suggestions to substitute for the above, but they’d have to be really good to beat this lot.
Found this at Knuckledragger’s place, and it got me thinking:
If the next meteorite was going to strike a U.S. city, which one would get your vote?
Suggestions in Comments, with a BRIEF rationale.
Unless you nominate Washington D.C., San Francisco, Los Angeles, New York, Seattle or Portland. Then no explanation is necessary