Monday Funnies

…wherein I throw caution, good taste and manners out the fucking window for 2019:

And just to get that  taste out of your mouth, a little Michèle Mercier:

Now get out of bed and have some fun this week.

Monday Funnies

It’s the Monday before Christmas.  Try to contain your excitement.

So on to Christmas:

(just a little “historian” humor there)

(I know I’ve posted it before, but I still get a giggle from it)

And on that same topic:

And speaking of elves:

…thus combining two of my favorite themes:  Christmas and Train Smash Women.

Oh all right.  Just so we don’t make Monday even worse, here are a few real elves:

Wedding Day Blues

From the headlines:

Tomos Rhydian Wilson (left and inset with brother Steffan), 29, from Swansea, went on a drunken rampage at his brother’s reception at the Lampeter’s Falcondale Hotel, Ceredigion, Wales

You had me at “Wales”.  No further explanation is necessary, unless you want to know the details.

See also:

PC Andrea Griffiths has resigned from North Wales Police

‘Nuff said.