Category: Funny Stuff

3 Inexplicable Things About Modern U.S. Elections

3 Inexplicable Things

As observed in November 2020:

  • At least half of the population seems to be okay with living under a socialist government.
  • It doesn’t matter if you hold huge rallies for thousands of exuberant followers;  unless their pickup trucks are also loaded with thousands of fraudulent ballots, you’re still going to lose.
  • Some conservatives still vote for the Libertarian Party, proving that the Left doesn’t have a monopoly on stupid ivory-tower idealists with an impractical, doomed-to-fail  ideology.

Feel free to add the things you’ve learned, in Comments.

Monday Funnies

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The only good thing about this Monday is… ummm… wait… nope, sorry, I got nothin’.

So before you go out to start draining the streets, take a moment for a chuckle or two.

And seeing it’s the day before Election Day 2020: 

 

And now it’s time to get on yer bike, like Monica:

Monday Funnies

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GET OUT OF BED IT’S MONDAY YOU ASSHOLE !!!!!

That’s the message from your alarm clock, anyway.

So start laughing NOW !!!

Y’all can call them “actresses”, as long as it’s in the traditional sense.  And speaking of which:

And this probably describes Mondays as well as anything:

And speaking of sunny days, it’s (finally) starting to cool down in North Texas, which is a Good Thing.  On the other hand, cooler weather means fewer sightings of Daisy Dukes, so here are a few to keep us going till the spring.

Monday Funnies

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Today is not quite as bad as the usual Monday, because it’s New Wife’s ___ birthday.

Wish her well in Comments, if you’d like.

In the meantime, let’s move on with our regular programming because for everyone else, it’s still Monday morning:

So here we go:

And speaking of which:

Serve him right for buying H&K.

And for some good news:

…and shopping:

No get out there and do your shopping.  Here’s the countdown.