Category: Funny Stuff

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

Day 3 without New Wife:

Ah well… time to lighten the mood.

Ditto:

…and ditto:

All right, enough of that filth.  Let’s get wholesome:

…sorta.

And finally, for cartoon fans, here’s Wilmaaaaaa:

Speaking of redheads, here’s the right kind of Karen, Miss Gillan:

Now get to work.  And remember:

Amazing Coincidence

Good Stuff, Mocking Furriners, Muzzies

First, Iran’s largest ship mysteriously catches fire and is destroyed, and then a large oil refinery near Teheran mysteriously catches fire.

[T]he head of the company in charge of the refinery reportedly told Iranian state TV the possibility of sabotage had been ruled out.

He put it down to a “technical” issue. No doubt, the same technical issue which blew up their frigate.  And yeah, rather admit to a technical issue than saying it was sabotage.

If I were a paranoid Iranian mullah, however, I’d suspect that the Izzies have been up to their old tricks.

We’ll know that’s the case when President Braindead or his lickspittle State Department condemns the “accidents” for no apparent reason.

Monday Funnies (Delayed)

Funny Stuff

The only good thing about this being Tuesday is that it’s the beginning of a short week.  Otherwise, however, it’s the same old job:

So let’s get on with it, “it” being Teh Funneez.

 

 

I think they do cosmetic surgery as well as cosmetics because :  1) thinner face, 2) sharper chin, 3) no bags under eyes and 4) bigger breasts.

And on that topic, heeeeere’s Kelly:

And if this doesn’t put a spring in yer whatsit, you’re beyond help.

Monday Funnies

Funny Stuff

So instead of lyin’ about, let’s try to get the ol’ smileyface working:

And:

And now, a quiz.  What do all four of these ladies have in common?

A:  They’re all consuming things that are considered bad for your health.

You dirty-minded bastards.