Determinative Questions

As people seem to be unwilling to tell how to define what a woman is, the Babylon Bee  has an excellent questionnaire of 12 signs that someone may be a woman.

I would add only three:

13) Do you feel insecure about your relationships?

14) Do you often have low self-esteem, or feelings of inadequacy?

15) Have you ever faked an orgasm?

That should do it, with the Bee‘s dozen.


  1. It’s the simplest thing and most people learn it when they are about 4 or 5.

    If it has a gash it’s a ho, if it doesn’t, it ain’t.

    Only through sustained and massive debraining by the gov’t supported structures have some people not learned this.

    Directly, there is no repercussion for poor behavior so every misfit in the world is coming out from their lairs seeking the spotlight.

    These people should be stripped naked, depriving them of dignity, then locked in the stocks on the public square for a week, to suffer extreme humiliation and abuse. Video them and stream it online for all to see.

    1. a week? that’s it? I’m thinking a few months and charge the public $5 for each piece of rotted produce to hurl at the imbeciles from 10 yards.


  2. Please sign the petition to remove Billy Joel from Spotify. He wrote She’s Always A Woman, and he’s not a biologist. What a malignant fraud.

  3. I would add
    16. Have you been diagnosed as clinically depressed and placed on medications?
    17. Do you have frequent urges to discuss your relationship with your man in more dimensions than have been theorized by physicists who specialize in dimensions?
    18.Are you an actor? The saying goes, “Scratch an actor, find an actress.”

    1. John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, John Voit, Ronald Reagan, James Woods etc are all actresses underneath?????

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