Dept. of Righteous Shootings

Kinda skimpy on details, but:

An alleged robber is hospitalized in Houston, Texas, after being shot in the face Wednesday by an armed citizen.

If we’re going to get all legal and stuff, I think it should read “An alleged robber is hospitalized in Houston, Texas, after being shot in the face Wednesday with an alleged bullet.”

I’m just surprised that the choirboy survived, which is why we need to know stuff like what chambering was used, where in the face was he shot, etc.

We citizens need to know all this, so that we can make adjustments for the next time we are confronted by an alleged armed robber who pulls out an alleged gun and asks us nicely to hand over our possessions.

But in the meantime, for Our Hero:

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