Happy Monday, y’all:
The only good thing about this Monday is that it’s the start of a four-day week. So let’s have a few fast giggles:
…I fucking wish.
And as for this tart:
Still, if you going to look like anyone… I mean, she could have looked like that Bruce/Kaitlin Jenner man/woman. [no Jenner pic because Mondays are bad enough]
The piglet rescue reminds me of the late Dixy Lee Ray, former gov of my home state of Washington. Fascinating, brilliant woman. Lived in a double wide, drove an XKE. At her spread on Fox Island she raised swine. One of her sows littered & she named each member of the brood after legislators she especially despised. Sausages made from that litter were eventually served to their namesakes at a sate function.
RE: fire hydrant pic. Around here, it could have ended up any other color BUT red. We have no standards, and the courts seem to think that painting hydrants has something to do with First Amendment Rights.
I hate to break it to you, but that’s a British mail box.
Q. Why did the pervert cross the road?
A. He was stuck in the chicken.
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but how they got in there beats the hell out of me.
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