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Cow: “I likes me some arugula.” chomp chomp
When’s the BBQ ???
“As long as the sheep don’t see you, we are fine,” Joe’s Illuminati controller told him through his skull implant.
Eating on the moove.
Pvt Jones took Second Place in the Camouflage Competition for Freshness, and later, Best in Show for Rotisserie Whole Cow.
This bush smells like ass.
Carl now saw the reason for the base’s “No Pets” policy.
Molly graduated cum laude from Delta Force Counterinsurgency Class
(Cow thinks) “Hmmm, must be an invasive species…”
She’s got a ghillie suit that says “moooooove over”
“I can smell that Loco Weed from a mile away”.
Pvt Jones sure wished he had an unjammable AK47 whenever he trained in a natural ghillie suit. Thank goodness they allowed his sacred cow to act as a support animal.
“Then there was that time I was in a ghillie suit and a cow started to eat my ass.”
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