1. Bob and Karen knew they would need to do something special to win this year’s Tango Championship.

  2. Him: “I’m trying to grab her titties but she keeps blocking my hands!”

    Her: “I’ll show all the other guys what they’ll never touch!”

  3. “Now, that’s what I call a Happy Bride with the most exceptional smile ! Kind of beaming all over,….. high beams for sure.”

  4. Brad was too busy licking the hairspray off his new bride’s hair to realize why everyone in front was cheering.

  5. The poor results of rental outfits for Weddings are sometimes obvious. You might say outstanding, actually.

  6. And just like that, everyone forgot how well Mike and Rachel we’re doing in the ‘Walk-Like-An Egyptian‘ Dance-a-thon.

  7. A traditional wedding, where “something borrowed” is the Bride’s strapless gown, and “something blue” is a subtle wardrobe malfunction.

Comments are closed.