Not Quite As Pictured

Aaahhh, Oxford…

…except it’s not quite like that:

A group of men who abused teenage girls in a vehicle they called the ‘slagwagon’ have been jailed for a total of nearly 90 years.
The men – aged 36 to 48 – befriended vulnerable girls as young as 13 before plying them drink and drugs at ‘parties’ in Oxford.
The eight men – branded ‘predatory and cynical’ by a judge – have now been jailed for between seven and a half and fifteen years each.

I know what you’re thinking, but before you start guessing, I’ll do it for you:

Click on the link and scroll down to see just how prevalent this bastardy has become in Britain.

Me, I’m thinking along the following lines, rather than short sentences of  imprisonment:

…although no doubt some of you will think I’m being too kind.  Feel free to propose your own bloodthirsty ideas in Comments.


  1. Sorry, but I’m against the death penalty. There’s always the hope that they will truly repent of their crimes and reform. Plus it’s safer for the police. Plus there’s the (very faint in this case) possibility of a false conviction; it’s impossible to apologise to a corpse. Plus…

    1. Nah, kill ’em. If not for them, then to act as an object lesson for the next bunch of assholes.

      1. Intense application of your method would surely improve civic behavior across all ranks. Hopefully citizens don’t start “doing the jobs that civil servants won’t do”.
        Royal Navy Admiral John Byng was a 40-year plus sailor and accomplished officer…until he was a bit tardy in responding to an engagement against the French in 1756. Subsequently found guilty at court-marshal of failing to “do his utmost” to prevent defeat, he was executed.
        Arguably a motivating act in the extreme, his execution came to be viewed by All Ranks as; Pour Encourager les Autres – In Order To Encourage the Others.

      2. Western Civilization has benefited by killing off the most violent and psychopathic amongst us. It took about a thousand years, but there we are.

        For these animals, their is no other real solution. If they continue to do what they do, the Saxon will begin to hate and instead of a few deaths, we’re going to have industrial scale slaughter, one way or the other.

        Which way do you want Quentin? Take your pick.

  2. 1. Construct small wooden shack.
    2. Place goblin in shack.
    3. Nail goblin’s twig-n-berries to the floor.
    4. Hand him a rusty table knife.
    5. Set shack on fire.

  3. Crucifixion with a pot of starving mice strapped to the belly for the ringleaders. Hangers on will be merely blown from guns. Bodies of all fed to pigs.
    And yes, I have daughters.

    1. No, just one of the many, many, many similar cases. These rape gangs are endemic to all large English cities now – with the protection of the pedo-powers that be.

    1. As I’ve said before, O Leonine One, you are a man after my own heart. Although that WAS a traitor’s punishment, so maybe hold off on the drawing and quartering?
      My alternative suggestion: pre-execution rubbing down with hog fat + hanging + heads-on-pikes = Happy Kim.

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