Dept. Of Righteous Shootings

From sunny south Florida comes this lovely story:

A delivery food driver in Miami Gardens, Florida, managed to pull his gun and fatally shoot an alleged armed robber in self-defense around 1:40 p.m. Thursday afternoon.

The driver claimed he was delivering food when he was targeted for an alleged armed robbery. During the course of the incident, the driver pulled his gun and shot one of the suspects. Responding officers and medical personnel attempted to save the suspect’s life but he died at the hospital.

And the other scrote?

The deceased suspect has not been identified but police described the second suspect in the alleged armed robbery as 28-year-old Jabari Thomas, who is being held on no-bond at the Broward County Sheriff’s Office Jail.

Too bad Our Hero didn’t get a twofer, but let’s not let perfection be the enemy of the good, shall we?

2 comments

  1. I wonder if the punk who was shot was a “gonna be”?

    He was gonna be going to church after this robbery

    He was gonna be going to college after this robbery

    He was gonna be volunteering at the local soup kitchen after this robbery.

    “ Too bad Our Hero didn’t get a twofer, but let’s not let perfection be the enemy of the good, shall we?”

    AGREED! Package deals are ALWAYS better however much like the lottery, while you wish for the jackpot, any prize is better than none.

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