(just in time for New Year’s Eve!
So let’s stagger on with the news:
...that’s because they have less to give, plus they have high standards for service which today’s snowflake yoof can’t provide.
...just out of curiosity: when the fuck did a couple’s sleeping arrangements move into the public domain?
...because of course they are.
In the Dept. of Education:
...and he did, by golly.
News from the Animal World:
...I’m just surprised he didn’t beat it to death with his huge clanging brass balls.
...keyword: Florida (duh).
Immigration News:
...fuck me, when the place is getting too rough for Superman…
And speaking of crime:
...this item sponsored by Captain Obvious breakfast cereal.
In Sex Medicine News:
...burned through that first upgrade already, huh?
Now it’s the turn of link-free INSIGNIFICA:
And in Showbiz News:
...relax, no pics of Gwynnie. Instead, let’s look back at her Mom, Blythe Danner, who always was a hottie:
She was (and still is) classier than her silly daughter.
And she’s still a GILF (in her 80s, FFS):
We should all age that well…
And remember, kids: the Comments are open field in the Roundups. Play nicely.
