New 10 blade razors. Makes your skin smooth as hardwood floors. Because you don’t want to be this bitch crying on her wedding night that her husband won’t eat her snapper due to the out of control bush growing out of cuntroll
He said my sister and BFF bridesmaid was the worst shag ever.
NOBODY likes public transportation. 🙁
“…and when the train stopped at 59th Street he got off with the best man! And they took my handbag!”
.
Helloooo, rebound sex!
(sobbing)
“When he found out I had a penis he left me at the altar! The most wonderful day in my life… RUINED!!!”
(more sobbing)
The guests discovered the envelopes taped to the bottoms of their chairs containing photos of the bride’s prenup activities.
“I really thought he was the one until he rushed me out this morning without a chance for me to find my clothes! All I could grab were his sheets!”
When you’re left at the altar, and even your parents won’t give you a lift home.
Ass hurts, anal on the wedding night.
New 10 blade razors. Makes your skin smooth as hardwood floors. Because you don’t want to be this bitch crying on her wedding night that her husband won’t eat her snapper due to the out of control bush growing out of cuntroll
He said my sister and BFF bridesmaid was the worst shag ever.
NOBODY likes public transportation. 🙁
“…and when the train stopped at 59th Street he got off with the best man! And they took my handbag!”
.
Helloooo, rebound sex!
(sobbing)
“When he found out I had a penis he left me at the altar! The most wonderful day in my life… RUINED!!!”
(more sobbing)
The guests discovered the envelopes taped to the bottoms of their chairs containing photos of the bride’s prenup activities.
“I really thought he was the one until he rushed me out this morning without a chance for me to find my clothes! All I could grab were his sheets!”
When you’re left at the altar, and even your parents won’t give you a lift home.
#WildVegasBacheloretteParty #HunkyChippendaleDancers #iPhones
Serves her right, trying to save money on her wedding day by taking the Tube and not a limo to the church.
#RailStrike
Oh come on bowels, stop moving! It’s just ten minutes until the wedding.
Poor Britney, having yet another meltdown.