Just… damn.
“Everything is over and done with. The divorce will take a little more time but my money is in my retirement account. My ex is out of my house. And my cousin can go fuck herself.”
Now read all about it. FAFO Supreme, times two.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
And speaking of speeding:
...”than expected” is now de rigueur in statements like this.
From our Crime Reports:
...reminding me of my support of the death penalty for pedophilia.
...I guess all those anti-cop defunding laws are working out just as we expected, but they didn’t.
...keywords: New Orleans.
...keywords: Los Angeles.
...keyword: wait — Brooklyn?
This week’s PANIC ATTACK!!:
…wait, what happened to Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© and The Next Big Pandemic?
In Woke News:
...yeah, just follow the link if you don’t believe me.
In the Heart Of Stone Dept.:
...quit that unseemly giggling, willya?
…
(no link)
...and when I read success stories like this, it makes me proud to be an American.
...Terrible Tragedy or Great Escape? I report, you decide.
And in a world of 
...that’s no way to talk about London.
Monday Funnies
Caught unawares by the sudden arrival of Monday, were we?
Well, never mind. Let’s continue along the same track, so to speak:
News Roundup
Let’s start out with a trip aboard this week’s EVERYBODY PANIC!!! Express:
...note the weasel words “might be”. (PFA = Pretty Fucking Awful — it’s a scientific term.)
And here’s something to make the Frogs and other Euros panic:
...won’t happen, of course; the Frogs will just cheat those 13 points away.
[#Biden2020]
Meanwhile, just over the French border :
...keyword: Belgium.
In Health News:
…and for once I’m not being sarcastic.
...[insert “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!” joke here]
In the Unforeseen Circumstances section:
...Jeffery Epstein was unavailable for comment. And more from Boeing Land:
...leaking like their profit margins, no doubt, the woke DEI bastards.
#SellBoeingStock
Some more Wokery Titbits:
...aaaaaannndddd this would also be the time to sell those CVS shares in your portfolio.
...well, let’s pause here and spare a thought for all those boyfriends and husbands who are caught in the fallout.
...let ’em eat carrots.
Our Advice Column:
...spoiler alert: it’s 85. Or should be.
And now, in link-free 
...typo, perhaps?
#BadEyes #OldFart
Apparently, the Princess of Wales has been busted for altering a family pic:
And finally, speaking of fine superstructures, here’s Canucki chick Mikayla Demaiter:
And that’s it for the news.
Out Of Africa
I am SO proud…
3 Voices I Can’t Stand
…and I’m talking about singing voices, not (say) political screeching like that of Hillary Clinton.
When these guys start singing, I hit the Mute or Skip buttons:
- Bob Dylan (any song except Lay Lady Lay, which I can get at least halfway through before hitting click)
- Steve Tyler (Aerosmith; Dream On is the most egregious offender)
- Van Morrison (Brown-Eyed Girl… OMFG kill me now, but everything he sings is horrible)
And let’s not forget the chicks:
- Joni Mitchell (I’d rather listen to blackboard fingernails ad infinitum than any one of her songs)
- Joan Baez (preachy bullshit, and that vibratissimo… ugh)
- early Dolly Parton (until she stopped warbling and started singing)
Don’t get me started on the modern chick singers; you all know about them.