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...just throwing this out there, but:  maybe it wasn’t an accident?

...I bet there are a whole bunch of American women who’d like to do the same Over Here — and as a bonus, the Ukes would have a far more “diverse” army, if you get my drift.  And in the same vein:

...I misread the third word up there, and thought they were being sarcastic.

And speaking of Catholics:

...no comment.

...his name no doubt having been taken from the Chicago voter rolls.

And in our new weekly feature, PAIGE 3:

...girl sure “wows” me (if that’s the word I’m thinking about).

...can’t say I blame him.  Would live there in a heartbeat, myself.

 
...that’s because we pass on some of our brain power to our sons, so they can continue to win more Nobel Prizes for mathematics and science than their sisters.

...hippie invasion to begin in 5…6…3…7…2… dude, whatever.

...and considering who said that, you need to lock up your sons… and grandsons, just to be on the safe side.

 
...like visiting a lion safari park on foot, and complaining when you get clawed and bitten.

And in link-less INSIGNIFICA:

 

…...tried all eight, back in in my youth. False advertising, nothing earth-shattering.

And now our Health Feature, with some yoga:

Quit yer gawking, and get to work.

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So we can now squeeze bile out of the headlines’ teats:

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…let’s drink a toast to Vladimir Putin, Slayer Of The Greens.

...maybe a little extreme, but this is the kind of thing that happens when you’ve ordered your cops to concentrate chasing down hateful Twatters instead of actual crimes.  Side question:  what does the make of the car have to do with anything?

...I’m assuming the coke was hers, and that’s a refund?

...and if that doesn’t bring a smile to yer face, we can’t be friends.

However:

...and if you think this has a happy ending, think again — because it didn’t happen in Texas.

...go ahead and read WHY he was sentenced to death, and you’ll agree with me that after being found guilty, he should have been taken straight out of the courthouse and shot in the back of the neck.

...if there was any real justice, California’s Department of Fair Housing and Employment should have to pay all legal costs too.

...once again, if speaking the truth is harmful, can the public hangings be far away?  And once again:  asking for a friend.

...if your Eminences think that “integration” means “reintegrating migrants back into their countries of birth”, then I’m sure Meloni will be right on it.  Especially after stuff like this:

and this:

...as the Great Societal Integration Project continues.

...blame your parents, Duchess.

...nothing baffling about it;  it’s just another way to escape boredom.

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Finally, some real news:

Kelly Brook is releasing a sizzling new calendar for 2023
...okay, it’s actually a “Greatest Hits” calendar, but that shouldn’t be a problem.  Here are some of my favorite hits of Kelly:

I could go on (and on, and on, and on), but I think you can see my point.

That’s it for the news.

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