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Stuff that makes me laugh
While I Was Away
…okay, sick as a dog, I took the opportunity to watch a few videos on EewwwChoob, more or less at random. (Thank you, I am much better thanks to Zithromycin and various other modern medical miracles.)
Because I wasn’t in shape to do any deep diving as such, I just flitted from one topic to another, but luckily I managed to save a few URLs that may be of general interest. Mostly, I concerned myself with topics of fairly recent vintage that I knew a little (or hardly anything) about, other than their titles and a simplistic overview. (Earlier histories, e.g. late 19th century, WWI, WWII and so on until say 1980: got those covered, thankee.)
So here are some of the ones I did spend some time on. Feel free to watch them yourself, as the interest grabs you.
Ferrari 412 (Iain Tyrrell, of course, plus a whole bunch of his other restorations, also Jay Leno of course). I think I watched well over two dozen of them.
10 U.S. Places Not Worth Visiting been there, and I agree with all of them*.
Bill Burr …always.
Then came I Do Cars. Listen, I have NO automotive technical interest whatsoever, but I got hooked on this guy’s thing, and couldn’t stop watching them. No excuses, no reason… it just grabbed me.
And of course, the “watch again” movies** and TV shows. Of recent interest, Barnwood Builders on Discovery+, because I love ordinary people doing skilled work, and having fun while doing something worthwhile. (Johnny Jett is brilliant.)
I’ve omitted all the F1-geeky and Brit football videos, because I know from experience that Reader interest on this topic is slim to nonexistent.
Have fun, as I did. At worst, save the URLs for the next time you’re as sick as a dog.
*I’ve never been to the Grand Canyon, but I imagine it’s pretty much as described.
**No unwatched movies because I had no attention span and just wanted moving wallpaper while I coughed up my lungs. Also, several people wrote to me suggesting great movies to watch. Didn’t get to any of them, because I was feeling that crap. Next time, or sometime soon anyway. Thankee, all of you.
News Roundup
As used by our best punk wannabe-assassins.
...just wait till after Inauguration Day, assholes.
...not a good couple of days for the Communists, was it?
Trump Picks Novelist As VP
...I was asked, but had to decline because ineligible.
#U.S.Constitution #ArticleIISection1
..now me, I’d call that a “target-rich” environment. I can’t believe the LGBTOSTFU and GLAAD crowd missed the show. No doubt, Soros has scheduled them for tomorrow.
...can’t see why, they still have all those fraudulent ballots waiting to be counted.
...why should they change it? The previous one worked out SO well.
...can’t imagine why.
...ya think, fuckwit?
On to some International News:
…
...gooder and harder, Izzies. I’d forgotten all about the Paleos.
...let’s not forget our old stand-by, Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©.
...even for Africa, that’s an over-achiever.
...oh yeah; almost forgot about those assholes too.
And back home:
...keyword: Brooklyn.
And for some truly perplexing 
...sorry; I just can’t.
...ah yes, Elle; still a skinnymalink after all these years.
I think we’ve covered the news (barely) adequately.
Monday Funnies
So let’s spice up the dreadful morning with a few items of (predictably) questionable taste.
And on a similar topic:
Okay, that’s enough political stuff. Let’s go deeper:
Some things that do have periods:
And on that bloody note, I’ll send you off into the week.
News Roundup
And speaking of bonfires:
...can you spell “F-I-X”, children?
And then:
...whereupon the expected response follows:
...yep; the fix is in.
From the Everybody Panic!!! Department:
...note “scientists” and all the weasel words.
…
And speaking of those loathsome assholes:
...I’m sure they do, considering that their entire army was equipped by the U.S. thanks to all those military supplies left behind in the Great Biden Afghanistan Betrayal of 2021.
And speaking of religious people:
...see, if he had been a Muslim he would have murdered the artist instead of just destroying the statue.
In the Righteous Shootings Dept.:
...bringing a lunge to a gunfight: not a good idea.
In Health News:
…and:
…
And Womyn’s News:
...errrr that’s because modern-day “liberal women” have denigrated, demonized, pussified and castrated traditional men. Liberal men surrendered to that trope; conservative men never have. Connect the dots, Cunty.
And now, we’re on to 
...or in Hollywoodspeak: “Thunberg 2”.
(link)
...which could be taken as a warning if you decide to use today’s ad item as implied.
Finally, as we take a trip down 
:
...no wonder they won.
Still, they were playing Holland… and this weekend will take on Spain in the Euro Cup Final. Wonder who’ll get her boobs support then?
And that’s it for the news.
Caption Competition #350
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