Stuff that makes me laugh
I was chuckling over this little thing:
…when New Wife peered over my shoulder and commented: “Your kind of people altogether. So while you’re looking up the cost of flights to Finland, get me the same for a one-way to Mauritius.”
We live in different worlds…
(Of course, I need to get the rest of my guns out of hock first.)
For my non-Murkin Readers, it’s pronounced “knee-high”. And speaking of getting your knees up:
...and if you don’t know who Liz Jones is, you’re so much the better for it.
As for the Usual Suspects:
…
Still on those assholes:
...hey, if it worked for their prophet… besides, you need to go younger and younger to get ’em while they’re still fresh — especially in Iran, it seems.
Let’s hear it from Global Warming Climate Cooling Change©:
...wait: you mean only allowing harvesting or plowing on Tuesdays and Thursdays could affect crop yields? Who knew?
And in parallel stupidity:
...let’s give this one a try. Born with a penis: man. If not, a woman. Then there’s always that XX/XY chromosome test thing, as a fallback.
Time for that EVERYBODY PANIC!!! thing:
...and:
...both come courtesy of the Daily Mail, of course.
In Election News:
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And in Health News:
...and at the risk of sounding old-fashioned an’ stuff, this never used to happen when doctors kept actual paper files on their patients.
Time for a new department, Totalititarian Chronicles:
...getting a little ahead of ourselves, are we?
And in link-free 
And returning to the “knees-up” theme from the top:
...of course she does, she’s Roller Girl:
And that’s it for the news.
In keeping with the times, I thought I’d just share my preparations for the Black Swan / End Times / Kamala election victory [some overlap] :
Of course, there may be a substitution or two…
Some more on the topic of red:
And the same model:
And one last redhead:
And in the same vein:
Now get out there, and prepare to lose your soul.
I’m so old I can even remember that horrible shit. (The toothpaste, not the women.)
And speaking of unspeakable women:
...methinks you need to go easy on that breakfast wine, Nancy.
In Election News:
...I was hoping she’d pick ILGov Fatboi Pritzker, just for the comedy value. But this Minnesoduh Commie will do just as well.
...somebody remind me again: by how much was Hillary Clinton leading Trump at this point in 2016?
From mostly-peaceful Britishland:
...yeah, good luck with that. Ask the Aussies how that worked out for them.
...but those anti-Israeli “From the river to the sea” rioters? Anyone been jailed for those yet? Asking for a friend.
And in Health News:
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From the Africa Wins Again news desk:
...key statement: “Some equipment from Air Base 201 was shipped out, such as weaponry, but other equipment was left behind.” Of course it was. We have so much shit we can just throw it away.
...and in an email Reader Mike S. asks, quite reasonably: “What fucking moron builds a resort hotel in Somalia?”
From the Dept of Education:
...pedo orgs have a hierachy? Who knew? Also: this time it’s not a female teacher. Amazing.
In Showbiz News:
...well, at least he’s half-right, which in Hollywood isn’t bad. Of course, to them he’s half-right, too — just not on which one.
And in the obligatory EVERYBODY PANIC!!!! section:
...Global Cooling Climate Warming Change©: is there anything it CAN’T do?
And now your favorite section, that of link-free 
...wives? and: 
…WTF is a “situationship”?
...not going to go there — unless, of course, she’s got Jeffrey Epstein’s client list.
...well now, let’s take a look at this alleged miscreant:
If she’s Colombian, why is she holding up a Swedish flag? Nemmind:
And that can wash that news right out of our hair.
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