Here’s a healthy mature lass named Stephanie Courtney:
“Who she, Kim?”
You may know her better as “Flo”:
Amazing what bad makeup and a silly hairstyle can do, innit?
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
Diving straight into the Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© Doom ‘n Gloom:
…and:
...Clymate Catty-clyzzim: is there anything it can’t do?
Some better news:
...as they say: sounds reasonable.
...in Dallas? I think that’s known as “armed intruder roulette”. Clearly, the victim wasn’t one of those “post-Biden-replacement” gun buyers.
...the poor wee man, having to make such sacrifices. And as I’ve said before: the smart ones had already unloaded their overpriced bolt-holes before Labour came back into power.
...and 15-1 the cause of death was something serious.
…[assuming Inspector Renault’s shocked — shocked! expression]
...I’m not quite sure what makes Swansea different from every other smallish Brit city, but there ya go. Unless keyword: Wales.
In the Department of Education:
...all together now: “The eyes of Texas are upon you…”
...well, well, well: and it wasn’t a member of the Royal Family, Andy not having been born yet.
And in International Jew-Hate News:
...for my Furrin Readers, that would be the MINNESOTA Vikings.
#NotSurprising #LeftistCunts
In related news:
...my Hebrew isn’t what it used to be, but a rough translation might be: “Slaughter all terrorist assholes”. we need the Izzies to open up an American branch office, because:
...just part of the Great Cleansing Process to come.
Now onto those things we call 
...now that’s our Amanda. 
...don’t tease us, Chris.
Finally, in our journey down 
:
...if you’re into that whole Anorexic Spice thing, that is:
And that’s all the skinny for now.
3 Modern Things I Have Never Done
…which most other people seem to have done:
- Used a car’s embedded navigation system. (Okay, I did try — once — to use the Tiguan’s navsys, but gave up after three tries and resorted to the phone instead. To be fair, the VW system was very clunky — 2013 era — so maybe it has improved since then, but now I just use the awful Waze app to venture to Parts Unknown because I became familiar with it during the Uber Years. And New Wife’s 2015 Fiat 500 has no such thing on its spartan dashboard.)
- Bought anything from TEMU. (A lot of Millennials and Gen Z kids seem to love this Amazon-like thing, but that Chinese factory-direct-to-user model… I trust it not. Plus long delivery times, especially when compared to Amazon, and from what I gather, returns are almost impossible — “not worth the hassle” seems to be a common statement, and with that renowned Chinese build quality? Pass.)
- Bought or used any Apple product. (My purchase of an Apple IIe computer back in 1982 doesn’t count, because it was the only PC available at the time, and I only used it for 6 months before dumping it for an IBM PC. But the modern Apple products like MacBook and iPhone? Not one.)
Feel free to add your list of “never used or bought”, in Comments.
Monday Funnies
Or you could just stay in bed:
And my general attitude, in a nutshell:
And what the hell, something profound to think about:
Caption Competition #362
Your suggestions in Comments.
News Roundup
Let’s splash out on some primo news bits:
...my guess is that he’s a 2nd Lieutenant, because only a 2nd Looey can have so slight a grasp of strategy.
...for once, I got nothing.
In Business News:
...they don’t make the tax rules, they just play by them.
...let’s hope he tries this in Europe, because it’s not gonna work in Asia.
#GenZWorkforce #Unions ...then again:
...but:
...what was that I said about unions?
...and:
...and also:
…
...only 3-4 months? Talk about optimism.
...how would he be any different from every other NYfC mayor since Giuliani?
...I dunno, but if the Brits had used their radar in WWII in the same way that the Fibbies use theirs today, everyone Over There would now be speaking German.
…
#CanadaHasCulture #WhoKnew
...see, I’m so old that to me a “brat summer” has always involved this key ingredient:
And as we dive into the murky waters of 
...boy, denim sure has changed since my teen years.
#DailyMailEditors #FailAsUsual