Must be that Global Warming Climate Cooling Change© I’ve been hearing so much about.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
Okay, let’s start off with
...these panicky items always assume that the U.S. isn’t preparing exactly the same thing to use against anyone who tries. I just hope we are...
...but but but EEEEVIL GUNS!!!!
And there are always the non-sequiturs:
...can they be any more stupid? And speaking of morons:
...I’m sure he has all the data to support this claim… he doesn’t? Oh well, then, just Jeffries being Jeffries, i.e being a total moron.
...they should be caught and made to drink it.
...maybe they should all just convert to Islam. What the hell: these kids seem to be refusing to do anything… like work, for instance.
From The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:
...one simple question for Hizzoner: is rape against the law in these assholes’ home countries? It is? Then throw their asses in jail.
From the Department of Health:
…and just to show it can happen anywhere:
…
In Economic Emigration News:
...gosh, and all the BritGov did was increase their taxes and tank the economy.
...I wonder why that is. Could it be because it’s all a load of bullshit and we can’t afford it?
...keyword: Australia. For the mathematically-challenged, that’s an average of about 8 per night, every night of the year. Uh huh, sure.
And from the Department of Education:
...flogging for teacher? I’m open to suggestions.
...doesn’t tell us much; all fast food chains are better than McDonald’s.
And one more time from 
...given that it’s the Diet Woke corporation, he may want to hire a taster first.
...did I already say how much I love EytiePM Giorgia Meloni?
And in our journey along 
:
...for some reason, the picture of Miss Nancy getting going off gives me a tingling. Why?
And that’s the news, all rounded out up.
Monday Funnies
For once, Monday ain’t so bad.
“Why is that, Kim?”
Let the festivities begin:
So let’s raise our glasses:
…AND START THE PARTY
…as we wave goodbye to this shit:
See y’all at the Real New Year ‘s Day Shoot tomorrow…
Late Arrival
Today’s Funnies will appear sometime after midday Central Time because Reasons.
As you will see.
Caption Competition #377
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News Roundup
And what a good way to run into The Trump Years, Part II:
...[pro tip] the bomber’s name can probably be found in the FBI’s D.C. office phone directory.
...to you maybe, yer Holeyness; just not to 95% of the country outside your diocese.
...buh bye, fuckwit.
Or, to put it more eloquently: 
...ummm you lost me at the first three words.
...and I’m sure that Elon is just quaking in his boots.
...bubonic plague has a higher favorable rating than Disney.
...I’m sure his girlfriend was mightily impressed.
#ThirdWorld
...you mean just like it did during Trump 1.0?
#NoSurpriseThere
...’nuff said.
...did they just call Wales a nation of faggots?
…
...that’s a Guinness drought — which I think is actually against Irish law.
...and have waved away all rescue attempts because Britain.
...next thing, all men will have to have a sign tattooed on their dicks which reads: “Joy juice may contain nut residue”
And in the most categorically link-free 
...dude may be overconfident, here; she’s probably planning a breakup album about him as we speak.
From Reader GMC70, in Comments: “Frankly, Kim, I’m a bit surprised you haven’t discovered Kate Upton.”
...you mean, this Kate Upton?
Well, consider me duly chastised.
And that’s the end of this boobs news roundup.