Let’s open with a healthy dose of stupidity…
And on that note:
Now finish dressing and get off [sic] to work.
Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
News Roundup
And speaking of things that can drive you to drink:
...but wait! There’s hope:
...attaboy. I note, by the way, that any money left over after he pays the sharks will be given to some charity. NO. Give it to Daniel Penny, for the income he lost while imprisoned.
In Euroland:
...took you Bohunks a while to realize that, dinnit?
...Italians sure are wussies. No wonder they lost WWII.
Back home:
...maybe in Vegas, that would.
...“possible”? Bitch orchestrated the whole fucking thing, IMO.
But in Global Cooling Climate Warming Change country:
...like my car gets great gas mileage because I never drive it.
...must be playing them Joe Biden press conference videos. Oh wait, that would be the Howls Of Laughter lesson.
And speaking of cartoon characters:
…wait, you mean that all this time, this was… Reggie?
More Queer News:
...forget it, Jake: it’s Los Angeles.
...your trusty Mossberg, some birdshot, a comfortable chair… oh wait, it’s Britishland. Nemmind.
...abandon hope all ye who follow that link.
And in further INSIGNIFICA:
Finally, in more Geriatric Sex News:
...seriously? I mean, for a really old broad, she’s… okay, I guess. I report, you decide:
Still wouldn’t.
And that’s all the news that’s… fit.
Caption Competition #280
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Entry Level
So you’re a young-ish man or woman, and you want to get into the wonderful world of Hunting / Target Shooting, Rifle Division. But when you start looking at what’s out there, you’re bowled over by the prices.
You might saunter over to Collectors, and snatch up this one, for only $600:
Here’s the checklist, all answered in the positive:
- well-known brand
- good, adjustable trigger
- bull barrel which won’t start to wilt after only three rounds fired
- popular cartridge, relatively cheap for practice, not horrible recoil
- includes an acceptable Nikon scope (for hunting; for greater distances, buy something more powerful)
- lightweight stock
Caveats:
- it’s consignment, which means Collectors hasn’t tested it for function (as they do when they buy guns from individuals)
- the bolt may be stiff and clunky to operate (common fault of Savage rifles that haven’t been worked on
Honestly, it’s a dandy for an entry-level shooter. Me, I think the positives outweigh the potential negatives, bigly.
News Roundup
From the Dept. of Lost Causes:
...irrelevant AND stupid is no way to go through life, son. And speaking of a hopeless cause:
...and I urge our TexGov to permit the shooting of illegals as they’re crossing the Rio Grande. Mine has a better chance of success.
Some good news, for a change:
...keep ’em coming (or rather, going), Izzies.
...keep ’em going, Gov.
...I thought Mayor Betelgeuse had been voted out of office already — oh wait, that was until yesterday. But this is worse — a LOT worse:
...”A grateful nation says thank you for your service — now fuck off and live on the streets.”
From the Dept. of Global Cooling Climate Warming Change:
...so basically, all Britishland’s feeble attempts to cut back cow farts have been just a waste of time, then?
Some Showbiz News:
...ummm let’s see: Elizabeth’s age at her coronation: 25. Charles’s age at his: 75. I’m frankly surprised the old boy stayed awake through the whole thing.
...fair enough, as long as you fegelehs are also banned from playing straight characters.
...that’s okay; I have an emotional support 1911 handgun that I carry whenever I leave the house, too.
…to whit:
…which leads us automatically into other INSIGNIFICA:
…and the last two items segue neatly back to today’s sponsor:
...that’s okay, my darlin’: you keep showing ’em, and we’ll keep looking.
…and that’s a fine way to end all the news that’s fit to uncover.
Monday Funnies
And on we go, trying to make the whole business more palatable.
And:
And possibly my favorite pic of the week:
No, wait… this one’s my favorite (for obvious reasons):
Now off to work you go. Because those choppers aren’t going to fuel themselves.