Caption Competition #380 February 7, 2025 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
Him – Bend over and relax, I’m gonna ride the Hershey highway. Her – I can do both of those things just not at the same time.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we must take off and nuke the whole site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. Walmart delenda est.
Screen capture of a scene from the newest episode of the LGBTQ+ friendly Doctor Who. No wonder no one watches any more.
“No, no! Wrong hole! Wrong hole!”
Did you put lube on it?
Uh, yea, of course I did.
That better be your finger up my ass!
You didn’t pull out! I told you that you could raw dog me as long as you didn’t cream pie me. WTF?
Him – Bend over and relax, I’m gonna ride the Hershey highway.
Her – I can do both of those things just not at the same time.
Wanna do ATM? (Ass to Mouth)
IVF kids.
Goal setting models for groomers.
Clowns to the left of us
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle of you
What Joe Biden see when he looks at children.
Karma sutra position # 102 – The state and the taxpayer
Holy shit Biden Flation is high!
“And thus did my career as a shopfitter and retail merchandiser come to an end.”
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we must take off and nuke the whole site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Walmart delenda est.
Screen capture of a scene from the newest episode of the LGBTQ+ friendly Doctor Who.
No wonder no one watches any more.
“Just another brick in the wall…”
“Just another prick in the mall”??
Stop that.
The collective left after two weeks of Making America Great Again ramps up!!!
USAID reacts to Musk yelling “Who’s your daddy now? say my name bitch!”