Caption Competition #377 January 17, 2025 Kim du Toit Captions, Friday Feature Your suggestions in Comments.
you misspelled New Zealand https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/hmnzs-manawanui-sinking-commander-yvonne-gray-reflects-on-disaster/I2WMDVSXNFENHE54237D6HLFV4/
“Remember that time the two female navigators had a pair of hissy-fits with the female helmsmans… that was awesome!”
“Give way!” “Give Way! “No, you Give Way! “Give Way! I have the right of way!” “Give Way! I outrank you! I order you to Give Way!” At the Inquest: It is unclear what the master of each ship hoped to accomplish, considering they were no longer in the main seaway.
Tsk tsk. No modesty, mating on a public beach.
If the one tanker was carrying blue paint, and the other red, would the crew be marooned?
Love at first beach.
‘Twas Friday morn when we set sail,
And we were not far from the land…
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Lizzo’s suncream arrives at the beach
We really have to stop meeting like this
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris were ships.
If ‘Build Back Better’ was applied to the U.S. maritime fleet.
What are you doing, Step-Ship?
When a mommy bulk ore carrier and a daddy bulk ore carrier love each other very much…
Can’t park there, mate.
“Who do you think you are: the U.S. Navy?”
you misspelled New Zealand
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/hmnzs-manawanui-sinking-commander-yvonne-gray-reflects-on-disaster/I2WMDVSXNFENHE54237D6HLFV4/
I told you to dock the ships. Stay off urban dictionary! Read a nautical book!
“Remember that time the two female navigators had a pair of hissy-fits with the female helmsmans… that was awesome!”
The male ship scoops out a nesting hole in the beach, and the female ship lays her eggs in it.
“Give way!”
“Give Way!
“No, you Give Way!
“Give Way! I have the right of way!”
“Give Way! I outrank you! I order you to Give Way!”
At the Inquest:
It is unclear what the master of each ship hoped to accomplish, considering they were no longer in the main seaway.