As it’s Christmas Eve, our Roundup is going to be extra-special silly today. Some of it may even be true.
...wait; you mean this isn’t how everybody does Christmas dinner?
…we know. It falls off / grows closed, and you turn into an incel mass murderer. Next:
From the Hearts Of Stone Dept.:
...sorry, this just made me giggle. As did this one:
...talk about taking your hobby too seriously. But even better:
...what cynics might call “a good start”.
From the Police Blotter:
...here’s a thought: if we do free “Luigi’, can we jail all the protesters for life instead? It’s only fair.
...anyone giving odds that the car was stolen? What, nobody?
...keywords: New York City and illegal immigrant.
...first: he isn’t a “Brit”, he’s Irish. But I love his defense: The man admitted he was aware of the body but hadn’t reported it to the police because he claimed he “didn’t know she was dead; he just thought she was English”.
...was this naughty? Nice? I report, you decide.
All together now:
♫ ♪ ♫ Oh Come All Ye Faithful ♪♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
As for tarts who do unspeakable things, we have this from the Dept. of Education:
...on the bright side, it was the wife and not the cop husband sending the wankpix to the boy.
From the Dept Of Tourism:
...oh, please. What an amateur.
And in the usual trash known as 
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And from her condo in 
:
…I dunno, I’d always be reminded that she was once “Property Of Dennis Rodman”. But anyway:
And that’s the news. Time to go Christmas shopping…
