Tag: Humor

And speaking of (drama) queens:

...it’s just too bad we can’t stop them from ever returning.

And in Global Cooling Climate Warming Change© news:

...wait;  you mean solaaar and winnnnd don’t work?

And in The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...give ’em a fair trial, then hang ’em.

...so much for that “sanctuary” thing, then.

...make that 239 per hour and we can start flinging compliments.

...take as many as you need, guys.  We’ve still got about ten million to go.

...that’s all right;  if all goes according to DOGE’s plan, there’ll be a whole lot fewer bureaucrats to patronize them anyway.

…

...STFU you terrorsymp Commie asshole.

And in Trumpland:

...good.  Now go after the asshole cop who shot her.
#PourEncouragerLesAutres

Now to clear our palate with some paltry

And while jogging down :

Countdown beauty Rachel Riley wows in low-cut sequin dress
...ooooh my favorite Tribe Babe.

Then a couple shots taken while she was doing the baby-raising thing:

And in her normal hottieness:

Say goodbye to Rachel, then:

And that’s it for the news.

In related Health News:

Biden’s doctor “missed” Stage 5 Cancer For Years
...really?  How conveeeenient.

So if we’re going to look at areas where over 2,000 other doctors have fucked up:

Why Butter, Cheese and Ice Cream Could Help You Live Longer
...but we all knew that already.  In fact, denying yourself all that lovely stuff just makes you not want to live longer.

...but sadly, it’s not going to submerge Portland under a 300-foot tidal wave because it’s not that kind of eruption. [pout]

Some news from The Great Cultural Assimilation Project©:

...good grief, man:  if you let the people vote on something like this, you’ll only end up like the rozzbiffs:

...never mind all that “democracy” bullshit, the Party always knows what’s best for you, you bloody peasants.

Back here in MAGA Land:

...as the legacy media tries to hide its deep disappointment, and fails.

And from one of our favorite Trumpistas, a double shot:

Tulsi Gabbard Ends Biden-Era Domestic Terrorism Policy
…

Tulsi Gabbard Fires Anti-Trump Deep State Officials Who Were Politicizing Intelligence
…

And as for deportations:

...to the amazement of Democrats and media.  [some overlap]

...the hits just keep on coming.  And as for this one:

...stop/start stop/start?  GTFO.

But elsewhere, in Democrat Cuntry:

...yet another exercise in failure.  Ain’t never gonna happen, assholes.

And in sillier news:

...I do believe I first saw that claim in 1981.

...I report, you decide:
  #Florida

….fucking hell, why not just make it four weeks off?  Then we can hire a man to replace you and actually get the job done.

And now, in the very bowels of 

 

While walking down :

Salma Hayek On Cover Of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue At 58 
...here ya go:

And a couple others taken during the shoot:

...and a few from the archives: