Stuff that makes me laugh
And as we started with pussy, we’re going back to that gratuitous sex theme (my place, my rules), here’s a classical take:
And back to the future:
And on that note:
Yeah I know, and I don’t care if she looks like your neighbor’s wife.
Go to work, you filthy animals.
I don’t know who this girl is, but I like the way she thinks.
Your suggestions in Comments.
I see that the Socialists’ favorite little mascot has been getting out of control again:
Democrat strategist James Carville spelled out his “fantasy dream” for punishing Trump “collaborators” after the president leaves office in 2029 — he said their heads should be shaved, they should be clad in orange jumpsuits, and then marched down Pennsylvania Avenue while the public spits on them.
The 80-year-old political consultant unleashed the tirade Wednesday on his Politics War Room podcast while discussing the Trump administration’s higher-education reforms with co-host Al Hunt. Trump has moved to reward colleges that commit to ending institutional practices targeting conservative viewpoints.
Carville labeled universities that accept the reforms as “collaborators,” then said his “fantasy dream” is to see them punished when President Donald Trump leaves office in 2029.
“My fantasy dream is that this nightmare ends in 2029. I think we ought to have radical things. I think they all ought to have their heads shaved.”
He went on to paint the scene in graphic terms.
“They should be put in orange pajamas and marched down Pennsylvania Avenue, and the public should be invited to spit on them,” Carville continued. “All of these collaborators should be shaved, pajama-clad, and spat on.”
Ummm okay. One quick question for Gollum, though:
Exactly who is going to shave those heads, who is going to force them into orange jumpsuits, and who is going to round them all up from their home towns and take them to D.C. en masse for your little hate fest to happen? The FBI? Secret Service? Antifa squads? (Okay wait, that last one is no doubt exactly who he’d nominate.)
The old saying is when you scratch a liberal, you’ll find an evil totalitarian lurking underneath the skin. My take is that nowadays, no scratching is necessary.
On the other hand, if we’re going to follow this train of thought, perhaps (in the spirit of pure scientific curiosity of course) we should go further than a little scratching, and skin a few people like Carville alive just to see how true the original proposition is.
And if someone were to turn my question around and ask who I think should do the actual skinning, I’d have to call for volunteers among my Readers (some of whom may well have skinned animals after a hunt, and therefore have the necessary expertise not to say enthusiasm).
All right, you may all go off to that warm and wonderful place and play with your skinning knives while crooning to them: “Soon, soon, my preciousssss.”
And now, a quick poll for you, O My Readers. Here’s a quick selection of knives that would probably serve someone well in the scientific skinning of (say) James Carville. They are (top down): Puma White Hunter, Kershaw Skinner, and Anza Skinner.
Given this selection, which would be your choice? Answers in Comments.
Note to Carville: We all have our little fantasies, Gollum. As for that “spit” thing, mine differs from yours in one crucial area…
But never mind all that unseemly laughter, let’s:
…and the reaction from non-Californicators and non-Oregonads at the prospect of losing San Francisco, LA and Portland:
Some good things from 
...one more time, add a zero to that total so we can get really happy.
...weren’t the Boston cops going to RESIST! or something? Oh no, wait, that’s on the Left coast:
...I thought she was about to retire, the poor old addled thing. Anyway, let’s see how that resistance/arrest thing plays out.
...do we have a similar ROE Over Here? If not, why not?
And in Sporting News:
...yes, Mr. Blaine, I am shocked — shocked! — to discover that there’s gambling on professional sports.
From The Great Cultural Assimilation Project© :
...I’m just curious as to when the German voters finally say, “Genug!”
In Lawn Ordure (International) News:
...at least she didn’t post hateful words in social media. (Update: they’ve since dropped the charges. Sadly, the fear of tar and feathers did not seem to be a factor.)
And let’s have some decidedly non-linky 
And a new feature, Headlines That May Be Just A Little Inaccurate:
...once again, no man should.
...although I wouldn’t be all that surprised if it was actually true.
Lastly, on our leisurely saunter down 
:
...Keely who…. oh wait, that one: 800-meter Olympic gold medalist Keely Hodgkinson:
And that’s a nice end to the news.
And in Classical Thoughts:
And seeing as it’s Halloween Week:
This one’s for Reader Stencil:
And speaking of making wise choices:
Now go out and get that Halloween candy because apparently, handing out boxes of .22 ammo to the kiddies is frowned upon, for some reason. Blame the Democrats for that one.
