At least 76,000 UK nationals in the UAE and other Gulf nations have already registered their location and contact details with the Foreign Office.
Seventy-six thousand? That’s gonna need at least a pallet of Ex-Lax tablets.
Hint: You evacuate a place of people. You evacuate a person with a laxative.
Corrected headline: Emergency Middle East evacuation plans for trapped Britons (or something like that).
Also, the article is paywalled so no link, sorry. And:
save the silicone! or not