…in which I unashamedly yield the rostrum to the Divine Sarah, who begins her current meme set with the immortal words:
To the people bellyaching about war with Iran: BITCHES, I watched our country be humiliated by the taking of hostages. My 12th grade class song was “And I Ran, I ran so far away” and no, it wasn’t talking about aerobics. We’ve watched Iran finance destruction against the US and Israel and taunt our presidents. We watched them arguably interfere with our elections for decades.
Yeah, we bombed the evil oppressive regime of Iran. Don’t like it? Go cry SOMEWHERE ELSE. Your crocodile tears give me a rash.
And then follows a tranche of memes so funny* it will make your stomach hurt for hours.
My favorite:
Go over to Sarah’s place now, and rejoice.
* “funny” depending on which side of the bombs you’re standing, of course.
destroying this regime is 47 years too late. I remember Jimmy Carter’s Hostage Crisis in 1979. It was atrocious. I remember when Operation Noble Eagle failed and the Ayatollah kicked the body of a fallen service member.
Maybe after whacking them this time, we let them rebuild and if they get uppity, we whack them again. Rinse and repeat
Did anyone tell Ilhan Omar that “some people did some things the other day?”