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Tag: Humor
Stuff that makes me laugh
5 Worst Places To Cut Your Toenails
Ranked in order of inappropriateness:
- in the food-preparation area of a restaurant or bakery
- in bed before making love to someone for the first time
- while in the dentist’s chair
- when meeting the Queen
- while a recipient of fellatio or cunnilingus
Your suggestions in Comments.
Puzzle
Here’s the setup:
Now the question: if this were the modern era (i.e. the late teens of the 21st century), who would be the best example of the “She” referenced above?
Your suggestions in Comments, although I would suggest it’ll be difficult to top Taylor Swift.
Caption Competition #39
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5 Worst Commemorative Days
In ascending order of terrible, they are:
- International Hemorrhoid Day
- International Vegan Day (or is that just the same as the above?)
- Premature Ejaculation Day (I know, I know: all ejaculations are premature)
- Molest A Pre-Teen Girl Day (for Roman Polanski, that’s every day, of course)
and the absolute worst:
- Senator Chuck Schumer Appreciation Day
Your suggestions in Comments, as usual.
Little Late
For some reason (inebriation of the editorial committee, no doubt), my copy of Modern Drunkard magazine arrived late this month; but I think the exhortation is nevertheless quite motivational:
This nonsense of naming days as “Blah Blah Blah Day” is just stupid. Wait till tomorrow to see exactly how stupid…