I made a stunning discovery over the weekend when reading this article in the Babylon Bee:
Authorities ran tests on the clone and found extremely high levels of hypersensitivity, dramatic tendencies, excessive sass, and severe humor comprehension impairment. “We presented her with many jokes unrelated to her on any level. We found that she took them all personally, no matter how irrational a connection.” [emphasis added]
So there it is, folks: today’s liberals / social democrats / socialists / “woke” generation [massive overlap] have been scientifically proven to have the temperament of a 12-year-old girl*.
*I’m not sure if this post qualifies as “meta-satire”, but then I’m no English major.